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Yes - sorry. That was me. I was trying to quickly read the thread on my phone during a brief lunch break and having to scroll through your 20'000 character masterpiece really irritated me, so when I'd finally got to the end, I junked it. Probably just me.

What I do in situations such as this is simply avoid going in the loft. Problem solved.

True. And conversely, if Trump is re-elected, the Kremlin will have an ear in the Oval Office. (Plus another one, somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania).

Especially as the only size available 24hrs post-launch will be XXXL

What, the Sheriff in The Dukes of Hazzard? Hardly feels like a first term priority, tbh.

And 20 of them were when he got subbed off

On the plus side, at least it won’t take him long to unpack.

Not auditions for the squad Christmas panto? ???

Watkins must have been absolutely buzzing after his last minute goal against the Dutch, brimming with confidence and raring to go. But instead he has to sit on the bench for an hour, watching Kane lumbering around in his own half like a sack barrow.

Last Euros final - one touch in the box This Euros final - one touch in the box Time to call an end to his international career

Off out to smash up my neighbour’s Seat Ibiza. Someone PM me if we equalise. Cheers

I suspect we’re going to be on the wrong end of a right old battering tbh

It’s what we do best :) (Other than moaning about other people moaning, obvs).

Yup. And whilst I am a deadly-dull non-drinker these days so it doesn’t affect me, it’s hardly optimal for anyone who enjoys a few beers with the match and has to drive Monday morning.

It doesn’t apply to you. I was using your comment about de-escalation to illustrate my comments.

Can’t help feeling 5pm would have been so much better. UEFA really are a bunch of bellends at times. “Grrrrrrr” doesn’t even really begin to cover it

It’s not just America that desperately needs some de-escalation at the moment. Seemingly, the usual protagonists have seamlessly moved from the UK election threads, to the Labour 100 Days in Power thread and now to this thread. It would be great if those intent on lobbing thinly-veiled...

Yes. Which l I suppose is why people who do this sort of thing professionally prioritise two rounds into the chest mass over a head shot, apparently.

It’s hard to comprehend the ramifications right across America had that assassination attempt succeeded. Trump’s base would probably have moved to a civil war footing. As it is, one Presidential candidate is senile and the other has just been shot in the head. What a f***ing mess. I wish they...

He always looks like that tbf. And I admire him for it. And I also really like his journalism. I must admit, I didn’t appreciate he was fully blind - I thought he had sight in one eye.