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    [Drinking] Fridat drinking thread

    Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc just about to get it... My Daughter is just doing a lovely pasta bake for dinner and this will go down very nicely!
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    [Help] Any builders on NSC?

    I looked at this post, took a sharp intake of breath, then said "what cowboy did this?!" Does that qualify me? ???
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    [Football] Players just a commodity!

    I wonder how long that took him to work out... :rolleyes:
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    [News] Cuilfail Tunnel, crows and Coronavirus!

    "They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"." Clearly Crows aren't very articulate... :hilton:
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    [Drinking] Fridat Drinkies Official

    That's my trouble - and that's why I featured heavily on the stopping drinking thread! If it's in the house, I'll drink it... You have one, which is lovely. You then follow it up with a second, which goes down equally as well. Then a third, and a fourth - then the resolve and will-power goes...
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    [Drinking] Fridat Drinkies Official

    In about 13 minutes I shall retrieve the can of "K" Cider I placed in the freezer about half an hour ago. After that, I've got nothing in the house. :( I may have a trip to the Tesco Express down the road if I can be arsed queuing.
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    [Football] Brendan Rodgers says he had coronavirus

    Reminds me of our holiday to Egypt in 2009, when we all crapped ourselves inside out three days after arriving. :annoyed: I remember sitting on the bog and shouting "Help me.... I think I've just shit my soul..."
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    [Football] Gut feeling - Albion saying up or going down?

    I've a feeling we'll stay up - but if we go down I won't really be that upset. I rather enjoyed us tearing teams a new hole when we were in the Championship. An odd statement, but I'd rather we stayed up so that Uncle Tony could carry on getting back what he's put in. He's a brilliant owner...
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    [Football] Return of football. Bothered?

    I don't miss watching us get rumped, but I do miss the excitement and the atmosphere of match days - from the breakfast/lunch beforehand to the journey to the stadium and then the usual disappointment and frustration. Couldn't give a toss about the Bundesliga or any other league, and have...
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    [Help] Cumgate

    I actually guffawed at that. :lolol:
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    [Brighton] Wish park cafe - Hove

    If you leave the public to their own devices they'll be hurling turds at each other and beating their chests in a menacing manner. I do think blatantly obvious signs and markings are the way forward at the moment. People don't like to think these days, which is why McDonalds have to put...
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    [Sussex] And the award for idiot of the day goes to....

    Heamorrhoids which lovingly leech money from your bank account, remember... :lolol:
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    [Travel] MAMILs

    Isn't that called a 'Triathlon' ? :lolol:
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    [Music] What's the best song you have heard today? Share it here.

    I'm not sure if this is obscure or not... It's a current artiste though, as I saw her singing live and solo on a chat show last night and was blown away by her talent. I've been discovering her tracks and listening to them all day...
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    [Music] The best band that nobody has ever heard of

    I like about 1 in 10 of the songs he posts (which is fine with me - I love discovering new music!) - but what impresses me is the sheer volume of songs he can pluck out of the HWT library at will.... :ohmy:
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    [Music] The best band that nobody has ever heard of

    Sounds like an alternative upbeat theme tune to Brookside! ???
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    [Help] Leather Car Seat Repair

    I think you'll struggle to get perforate leather repaired mate - and the seller will know that. If it was easy they'd have had it done. I'd just either accept it, or try and find a used seat on eBay with no rips... Try looking for passenger seat squabs (that's what they're called) if they're...
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    [Music] Mick Hucknall Ranks The Races

    "Mick Hucknall Ranks The Races" Thank goodness it wasn't Jonathan Ross.... :moo: A much harder task, and far more time consuming than writing an article ???
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    [Help] Leather Car Seat Repair

    You may find then that if it's not an expensive car - and it's used, they'll just shrug their shoulders. It's like buying a pair of second hand shoes and trying to knock the seller on price because the heels are worn. :down: I used to deal in cars many years ago - and your best tactic is to...
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    [Help] Leather Car Seat Repair

    Ahh.. that's perforated leather. The perforations make it weak to start with, and a right twunt to repair. Is the car expensive? If so, it may be worth the time and effort to either buy a second hand seat in perfect condition, or buy another one with a tear in it and give it to an upholsterer...

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