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Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Middle Aged Men In Lycra.

Where did they all come from suddenly. The place is full of them. All in full kit wanker tour de france get up, helmets, wrap around shades, fixed stares, grimaces, and ALL OF THEM with grey beardie wierdies. Like locusts on the road - except locusts are better behaved.

Traffic lights, what traffic lights. Over they go, red or green, looking neither right nor left.
 






rogersix

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2014
8,204
Middle Aged Men In Lycra.

Where did they all come from suddenly. The place is full of them. All in full kit wanker tour de france get up, helmets, wrap around shades, fixed stares, grimaces, and ALL OF THEM with grey beardie wierdies. Like locusts on the road - except locusts are better behaved.

Traffic lights, what traffic lights. Over they go, red or green, looking neither right nor left.

unflimminbelieveable :rolleyes:
 




AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,785
Ruislip
Middle Aged Men In Lycra.

Where did they all come from suddenly. The place is full of them. All in full kit wanker tour de france get up, helmets, wrap around shades, fixed stares, grimaces, and ALL OF THEM with grey beardie wierdies. Like locusts on the road - except locusts are better behaved.

Traffic lights, what traffic lights. Over they go, red or green, looking neither right nor left.

Are you bored :lol:
 












Pogue Mahone

Well-known member
Apr 30, 2011
10,952
How was your ride yesterday?

We went today - postponed due to mega-winds. Great fun. Our beards are both weird (though [MENTION=225]Hamilton[/MENTION]'s is greyer than mine), and neither of us was wearing lycra, despite being middle aged.
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
We went today - postponed due to mega-winds. Great fun. Our beards are both weird (though [MENTION=225]Hamilton[/MENTION]'s is greyer than mine), and neither of us was wearing lycra, despite being middle aged.

I'm pleased you had a nice time riding your bicycles.
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Lemon Drizzle Cake.

Ingredients
225g/8oz unsalted butter, softened, plus extra for greasing
225g/8oz caster sugar
4 free-range eggs
225g/8oz self-raising flour
1 unwaxed lemon, zest and juice
85g/3oz icing sugar
Method
Preheat the oven to 180C/160C Fan/Gas 4. Grease a 900g/2lb loaf tin with a little butter and line with baking paper.

Tip the remaining butter and caster sugar into a food processor and blend for a few seconds. Add the eggs one at a time, blending after each addition. Add the flour and lemon zest and blend until smooth.

Pour the batter into the lined baking tin, flatten the top with the back of a spoon and bake for 50–55 minutes.

Meanwhile, stir together the lemon juice and icing sugar. When the cake has cooled a little, poke holes in the top using a skewer, chopstick or a piece of raw spaghetti. Drizzle over the icing, set aside for a few minutes, and serve.
 




LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
48,443
SHOREHAM BY SEA
Got in the saddle today.....then sat and had a coffee ....watched the world go by..including Lycra clad ............






Women :love: ....couldn’t care less how they pedal
 




South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
NSC Patron
Jan 24, 2009
2,547
Shoreham-a-la-mer
Lemon Drizzle Cake.

Ingredients
225g/8oz unsalted butter, softened, plus extra for greasing
225g/8oz caster sugar
4 free-range eggs
225g/8oz self-raising flour
1 unwaxed lemon, zest and juice
85g/3oz icing sugar
Method
Preheat the oven to 180C/160C Fan/Gas 4. Grease a 900g/2lb loaf tin with a little butter and line with baking paper.

Tip the remaining butter and caster sugar into a food processor and blend for a few seconds. Add the eggs one at a time, blending after each addition. Add the flour and lemon zest and blend until smooth.

Pour the batter into the lined baking tin, flatten the top with the back of a spoon and bake for 50–55 minutes.

Meanwhile, stir together the lemon juice and icing sugar. When the cake has cooled a little, poke holes in the top using a skewer, chopstick or a piece of raw spaghetti. Drizzle over the icing, set aside for a few minutes, and serve.

Now, how far back was it that the random ingredients started to appear? 7/8 years?
 




SAC

Well-known member
May 21, 2014
2,632
Imagine cyclinst choosing to wear clothes designed for cycling in! What next swimmers wearing swimming costumes?
 


1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,235
Middle Aged Men In Lycra.

Where did they all come from suddenly. The place is full of them. All in full kit wanker tour de france get up, helmets, wrap around shades, fixed stares, grimaces, and ALL OF THEM with grey beardie wierdies. Like locusts on the road - except locusts are better behaved.

Traffic lights, what traffic lights. Over they go, red or green, looking neither right nor left.


Can only assume you're new to our country.

Welcome.
 


1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,235
Imagine cyclinst choosing to wear clothes designed for cycling in! What next swimmers wearing swimming costumes?

Aha!, but what about swimming costumes whilst ON a bike!? :ohmy:
 










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