But…but…but…if we sign a £50m striker then I can divert from my societal inadequacies and tell people on social media that we are a ‘big‘ club* thus massaging my fragile ego. I‘m not actually interested in football, but live my life vicariously through it, so it’s essential that I am indulged by...
How much money have ‘we’ made?
Well in 2020 the club lost £67 million, in 2021 it was £53 million, and accumulated losses at end of 2021 were £270 million. Sales of Cucurella and a few others won’t eliminate those losses.
My favourite Guppy moment was when he was moaning about the size of his penis and decided to prove the subject by showing it to a member of the Albion female fan base en route to an away match.
Guppy is a shortarse by most people's standards, but according to the lady concerned, if everything...
If you think that 'we' should take a gamble then why not write out a cheque for £30-40 million and send it to Tony Bloom with instructions on which striker to buy. The problem with fans like you is that you don't put your money where your mouth is.
Tightwad.
Porn addiction?
I completed xHamster during lockdown and it was as exciting as getting the last sticker for my Panini World Cup collection, except with a happier finish.
I'm the same, although may be due to the fact that when born didn't own anything, and to be fair it didn't bother me for a good few years too as main job was that of being a baby.