Presumably if I collect my pubes in a jar with the intention of selling them at a profit at a future date they could be considered to be an investment too?
You wake up in a strange hotel room at 3am in the morning and have no idea how you got there, there’s two hookers unconscious in the bed next to you, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and the remains of a mountain of cocaine next to the bed. There’s a dozen unanswered and increasingly frantic...