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I've watched the DS a good number of times over the last 4 seasons and have yet to see a big lump play. All the DS "strikers" seem to be a bit on the short side and lacking physical presence. Dickenson was the only one to put himself about. We should be looking out for a couple of aspiring Andy...

Someone has just tweeted that Perch has been spotted sitting on the railings by Brighton beach in his budgie smugglers. Gave all the ladies a trill.

Sundry purposes? WTF!

Quote from Perch about Hughton in 2012..... “I do owe him a massive debt. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t have got my chance in the Premier League and I wouldn’t be here now. I have to thank Chris and also his assistant Colin Calderwood for that. I can’t thank them enough for what they did for...

I'm sure Lawd Sugar could knock up a cheap box.

More than happy myself to pay the licence fee but for those who choose not to watch or listen to BBC output there should be an opt-out. I choose not to pay Sky and have gone the freesat route - what's the difference?

They've just picked up 68 million quid for being crap.

If I want to spend 10 days getting artificially inseminated I bloody well will. Sod off!

10 days AI in Marrakech in August. Bloody hot! Luvly.

Peter Ward - Burton Albion

Stop spouting sense! 😉

Shirley couldn't be any worse than what we had last season. (Bent excluded)

WIth that many goals he should be Lord Gormley Get him in!

Was he Ed's achilles heel or would the result have been worse without his backing? PS - Congratulations Bozza.

My first wife's bitterness towards me started when I innocently nicknamed her "Fat bird". These days I keep my thoughts to myself.

Another bloody short arse! Get Crouchy in and hoof it into the box.

0-0 LibDems relegated. Nige will run off with Nicola.

I shall bathe around 10 and then slip into my yellow and purple striped pyjamas before settling down with coffee and single malt. It must be BBC coverage for me.

Standing up for long periods with just the one nadger can prove difficult.

I fully expect the impressionable Brand to bump into Nigel in a boozer, share a lager, a bag of pork scratchings and a packet of Rothmans and be fully signed up to UKIP by Thursday morning.