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  1. El Sid

    Russell Brand Urges Us To Vote Labour

    He still wants Caroline Lucas to win Brighton.
  2. El Sid

    Russell Brand Urges Us To Vote Labour

    In sensational and important news Russell Brand has just released a video on his YouTube series the Trews in which he urges people in England to vote Labour, in a huge departure from his previous stance that voting is a waste of time. He explains his change of heart because “the Conservative...
  3. El Sid

    Jimmy Greaves

    Complete legend..... England's fourth highest international goalscorer (44 goals in 57 games!!!!), Tottenham Hotspur's highest ever goalscorer (268 goals), the highest goalscorer in the history of English top-flight football (357 goals), and has also scored more hat-tricks (six) for England than...
  4. El Sid

    When was the last time we POACHED a manager ?

    I guess poaching requires an element of surprise. It takes us so long to appoint a manager they're usually hard boiled by the time they arrive.
  5. El Sid

    Thank f><k tht's over

    The memories will linger like a stale fart.
  6. El Sid

    Sum up the 2014-15 Season in as many or few words as you feel necessary ;-)

    A "fibromuscular tubular sex organ that is part of the female genital tract" of a season.
  7. El Sid

    Royal baby is a girl

    Marvellous stuff. BITTY!
  8. El Sid

    Adam El-Abd

    Sorry guv.
  9. El Sid

    Adam El-Abd

    Congratulations on a successful season, with Bury getting auto promotion. 8 away wins on the spin. Yes I know he's probably not championship standard but I wish some of this seasons squad had his passion and commitment.
  10. El Sid

    Wardrobe malfunction or prank?

    Poor bloke had obviously lost a few pounds after 5 years working a zero hours contract under the tories.
  11. El Sid

    Palace's (lowly Category Two) academy broadens catchment area to Sussex

    What's the betting they discover a young Shearer living next door to HB&B.
  12. El Sid

    Gordon Greer

    Thank you. I have always enjoyed your erudite comments and deeply knowledgeable opinion.
  13. El Sid

    Gordon Greer

    Let's not confuse him, one thing at a time. By August we can get him into the oxygen mask for crossing the half way line.
  14. El Sid

    Gordon Greer

    One more season. Good option from the bench. Needs to spend the summer practising his passing.
  15. El Sid

    Mutt's Nuts

    I'm feeling very guilty. My poor little Jack Russell had his gonads removed last Friday. Since then he has had to go about life with a lampshade over his head and has been a bit subdued. He obviously wants to attend to his delicate area and spins around in circles trying to reach his empty...
  16. El Sid

    What's the highest qualification you've got?

    Scrum Master and Advanced Team Teach.
  17. El Sid

    Help Chris Hughton : Who would you sell and sign?

    George Friend Elphick & Cook Scott Parker Jamie Mackie Peter Crouch
  18. El Sid

    This summers free transfer list...

    I'd like to start a rumour about Giampaolo Pazzini, but I won't.
  19. El Sid

    Where's the Wheatsheaf thread gone ??

    BG in new foot-in-mouth shocker........
  20. El Sid

    Give your fellow NSC users their end of term mark

    Generally a B - not enough binfestery. Meades Ball continues to mystify..........

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