James Perch

[Driver8]

Obviously we will be able to afford his wages as we are releasing Craig Mackerel Smith.

As long as he doesn't just scampi around the pitch like CMS.

 

[Hornblower]

I'd heard he'd gone off the boilie

 

[Kikikaikai]

Wrong Wigan defender, it's Gaetan Bong

 

[BBassic]

Hope he's not another bottom feeder.

 

[8ace]

Wrong Wigan defender, it's Gaetan Bong

Hope so, if only to stop these c*ntish puns.

 

[rool]

Wrong Wigan defender, it's Gaetan Bong

Hope so, if only to stop these c*ntish puns.

Perhaps we'll make a joint bid and they'll both come to huss

 

[matto.75]

Ruddy hell, what brilliant news

 

[stss30]

You must have a busy life.

They record them on this website Mr Smart Alec http://www.footballtransferleague.co.uk/football_club.aspx?football_club=Brighton

 

[El Sid]

Someone has just tweeted that Perch has been spotted sitting on the railings by Brighton beach in his budgie smugglers.

Gave all the ladies a trill.

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

Im not so keen on this player... Heard he's a bit of a shrimp and gets quite a battering on the field.
interestingly he's a noted musician. He can play a mean tuna...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Is this a big enough name for our prawn sandwich brigade?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A load of old cobbler.

 

[lawros left foot]

I think this is pollocks-why would he join a rudd-erless club like ours?

 

[tinycowboy]

Someone has just tweeted that Perch has been spotted sitting on the railings by Brighton beach in his budgie smugglers.

Gave all the ladies a trill.

That's James Perch - who's a pretty boy then?

 

[Simon Morgan]

I've always liked Perch. Was very useful in a number of positions for Newcastle before going to Wigan. I'd be pleased if we signed him.

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

Possible with the Hughton link I guess, but left back ought to be a priority over right back which I think Perch is.

Don't worry, I am sure the club have the ability to track more than one position at a time!

 

[smudge]

Surely the name Perch could also include bird puns? In which case he's definitely nothing to crow about.

 

[Postman Pat]

Got players player of the season at Wigan for the second season in a roe.

 

[5mins-from-amex]

He's got to be worth a Snook.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Will turn 30 in September, but looks to be the sort of player too good for League 1 and Wigan will look to trim costs. That could sort our right-back problem re our chronic lack of pace, but it raises the question if we buy him then why did we also sign Bruno AND Calde?