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I don't share your political outlook, but I do share your pain - you've been absolutely shafted by that choice of nut garnish.

We feel you bro - you're with kindred spirits here: we're barely surviving here on a diet of Toilet Duck, cheesy biscuits, onion and garlic powder and crisps delivered by motorbike. It's tough, and getting tougher.

This onion and garlic powder, are you sprinkling it on from a perforated herbs and spices drum, or are you throwing it on like a Sumo wrestler luzzing salt around an arena?

The position was pretty much that if Labour/Lib Dem/Green all voted tactically for Labour, they could just about win. However, that's ignoring the UKIP effect, which is effectively driving Labour gains, along with increased turnout from younger people (I'm guessing). God knows where this night...

Rivet, you spoiled it by coming back! I was about to say it was an elegant flounce, with a nice clean break, but that's no longer possible. You might as well stay and have another go.

That is true. My son goes to school with the Labour candidate's son. This would be a big shock....

Really??

That's a dry platter you've served me there, but I'll take it. Thank you.

I think it may be a Jo Malone candle someone bought me ("Pine and Eucalyptus") - the heady, woody scent has made me woozy and lightheaded. Could have been that candy floss and rhubarb vape though.

I don't think I've been listening properly and my brain is functioning in a way that I'm not totally happy with. My question is this: why are the SNP losing votes and seats, sometimes to the Tories? The Scots hate the Tories. Mostly.

I'm so delirious, I'm thinking it'd be a breath of fresh air to see Farage back. I can't STAND the man...

I want to go to bed, but I want to see what happens. I'm really tired.

Sorry - Labour, not WEP

These Welsh numbers are hard work, aren't they?

Love to see a delivery person bringing you a couple of packets of crisps. "Yeah, just the crisps mate."

Apparently the Women's Equality Party have defeated the loathsome Philip Davies. Can't go to bed without seeing this - SO funny.

Tooting: come on Wolfie!

John, I'm only dancing. Not now John.

The 7p breakfast is a tradition in Wiltshire and Swindon is nothing if not traditional.

Not if she visited the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct - 4.5 star attraction on Tripadvisor. "Very interesting, with a slow pace to it" (Ralph L, Wales).