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Is it Thomas the Tank Engine laying on his side?

Given the proximity of what we paid for COG, and the wages Mr. Barber is earning, which does he think represents better value for money?

LA Galaxy's biggest fan can't wait for Steven Gerrard to arrive. I know because he told me while I was waiting for a Heathrow flight at LAX earlier 'today' (i.e. yesterday). The trouble is, he pronounced the 'G' in Gerrard the same as the 'G' in Galaxy, or gobsmacked, or good grief. Therefore I...

He's not got the best feet when the ball reaches him in an attacking role. He's best as an aerial threat from set plays.

It's always the next game that's the big one, never the last game.

For crying out loud, love... that's not exactly the mayonnaise I was after...

We've had these in Camden for a while - they tend to get used as late night toilets.

I'd prefer it if those who make the effort to sing the plough/sow/reap/mow/useful bit sang it to the correct part of the tune.

I can't imagine his control being good enough to keep her happy. Maybe she likes men who fall at her feet, dribble very little and fail to score immediately.

Spot the difference - at Birmingham this year, and tonight. We were pretty uninspired. Thankfully my city centre hotel is right over a busy traffic junction. Good to know I have a reason to down a bottle of cheap red.

Anyone recommend pubs worth visiting tonight?

Let's hope Marshall averages out his performances across the two games this season and has an absolute howler.

How much would it be worth if she had her ti... nah, forget it.

I wouldn't want anything to do with Ravels - there's a one in four chance that you get the coffee flavoured one, and a one in four chance you get the orange flavoured one. That's a 50% chance you'll need to spit instead of swallow. Terrible odds.

Apparently IS have infected 75 business-class seats wih chlamydia. Enjoy your kip. :sheep:

Did you mean the "Poisoned Chalice", or do you think this chalice holds poison, or are you just a bit septic (like "scramble eggs")? Either way, I choose not to answer. Mostly because your question betrays you as someone who I'd be better off not entering into any form of dialogue with.

Wow... money grabbing 845tards. £165... each way?!?! Fine. I'll just get deep veined thrombosis and sue you for making me sit in a seat designed for someone who's only 5'8". And rest. And breathe. And you expect me to help other people off the plane if we crash? Good deal. I'm fine really...

Remember the glory days - i.e. the consecutive trips to London.

Feel bad now cos I'm going to the pub. Sorry. :wrong:

Well if you're going to limit it to meat that's me out...