Of course I'm ready, I'm married. Women love sorting all the shopping and cooking out don't they. I mean I've never actually asked her, but she's been doing it all for the last 30 years so she must do. I always like to nip down the pub for a couple so that I'm not in her way while she's getting...
As a kid I went to a C of E school and when you actually believe in the birth of Christ and Father Christmas it is a majical time. Now as a non-believer I still love it, the more hype the better for me. Even non-believers tend to gather their family together at this time, so maybe the Lord works...
We (my wife) have gone for warm white lights on our traditional tree in the lounge, creating a relaxing golden ambience, but a rather daring white tree, blue light combination in our more contemporary conservatory. All lights static unless my youngest has been ******* about with them.
Stephens was excellent. His best performance last season was against Palace away so we'll really miss him. Mooy is pure, pure class. Good point and another good team performance. Dunk his usual brilliant self and Ryan is in top form. Happy days.
Foster was superb, maybe even better in his second stint. Lawrenson was class but an irritating Northern twunt. Dunk is superb, class and one of our own. The most legendary of Albion legends.
First verse 'Johnny Cash' sung mournfully:
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel,
Watching us last year,
Rele-gation seemed real.
(Now, lights on bright, glitter thrown from the top tiers, we don top-hats, arms on each other's shoulders and sing at the top of our voices to a bit of...