Morning South Coast to Victoria train at East Croydon...
"Sorry for the delay Ladies and Gentleman. Some pond life seems to think he doesn't need to buy a ticket"
Here in Heaven, the muffled creak from the pearly gates mingles with the sound of gentle plucking coming from the Angel's harps;
the bright white clouds on which I walk lead us all - inevitably - through the gates and then into the promised land itself.
The welcoming chorus from the Choir...