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Snails? Slow worms are ovoviviparous, which means that they lay eggs internally. The female gives birth to live young.

Prefer this cover of Miley Cyrus

As far as we're aware, Johnson hasn't paid hush money to a pornstar. But he does have a hefty child support bill.

Thankfully the Liverpool medical staff have experience of bringing players back from the dead - Salah has made a Lazarus-esque recovery after being brutally murdered by Sergio Ramos

That's a bit niche. I thought everyone went to football to watch their favourite PGMOL stars in action; the actual game is incedental to the man in the middle and his friends at Stockley Park

You must have been shitting your heart through your rubber underpants under Hyppia

???:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Excellent finish by Davinson Sanchez

Certainly not more than once, anyway

If so maybe the mods should think about wielding the trusty banhammer

I'm confused. The thread title appears to be calling out those who "wet the bed", while the OP is doing a very good impression of someone laying between piss moistened sheets

Makes a change from South Coast Kop

Powell on Green's 'two yellows' Result: Everton 2-2 Brighton There was a strange incident in Brighton's draw at Everton today when Wales' Kayleigh Green appeared to be shown two yellow cards but the Seagulls player wasn’t sent off. Brighton boss Hope Powell told BBC Sport: “I wasn’t sure. I...

But neither are we as bad as some like to make out

Brighton midfielder Adam Lallana, on the Palace penalty: "If that is a penalty then there are probably nine or 10 a game. I am confused as to what is a penalty now. It is physical at corners and you are trying to get to men to block them. Without the legal physical contact it wouldn't be a...

They're not even that good. Imagine paying to watch that steaming pile of :shit: every week.

Rugby tackle by Cahill on Dunk in the area. No pen, no surprise.

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From behind the sofa, through slightly parted fingers.

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