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    [Politics] Brighton Pavilion, Labour candidate - who to vote for?

    So Brighton, a town that is notorious for changing fashion more often than Michael Portillo changes blazers, has had a Green MP for 15 years because it's been fashionable ? As Denis Healey used to say "What a silly billy" :laugh:
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    [News] China hacks the ministry of defence

    Of course you can. You just need one of these and keep your toilet brush handy :wink:
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    [News] China hacks the ministry of defence

    The amount people were being paid was the hottest gossip in a lot of places I worked :wink: If this 'getting hacked' consists of getting a few people's bank details then I think the publicity around it will be far more important to any hacker (particularly if another State) than any actual...
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    [News] China hacks the ministry of defence

    To be fair, a large proportion of companies outsource their payroll to keep employees salary info confidential :laugh: I remember back in the days of Mainframes and impact printers having to explain to one of the big five banks that having encrypted data files being printed onto confidential...
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    [Humour] Harmless work pranks

    Working in IT, when Windows NT first came out the 'blue screen of death' was quite common, so we got a screen shot of it and put it on people's machines as a screen saver. It took a few a while to figure out why their machine 'crashed' and had to be rebooted every time they went for a coffee...
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    [Albion] Alfred Duncan

    I think after the Dahoud and Fati, RDZ may be taking more tips from the recruitment team ??? And Stan Collymore, that's the name for a 1930s/40s footballer :thumbsup:
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    [TV] Clarkson's Farm 3

    Well how about this pro-hedgehog one ? Nationally, the hedgehog population in Britain has declined over the last thirty years. While badgers may play a role locally, hedgehogs are absent in many areas where there are no badgers and, in areas where nesting and feeding sites are plentiful, the...
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    [TV] TV themes…

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    [Albion] Aaron Connolly - joining Hull permanently

    I think that was what did for my professional football career as well. That, the booze, drugs, rock and roll and the two left feet :wink:
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    [News] Bernard Hill.

    RIP Yosser. That series made such a huge impression on me :down:
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    [Albion] Time Wasting

    The timing of the Barco sub just as Villa tried to take a quick free kick was an absolute masterclass in shitehousing :lolol:
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    [Albion] João Pedro's Penalties to end 2023

    Given how often he sends keepers the wrong way, I wonder if the Villa keeper simply did the complete opposite to everything his instincts were telling him to do ???
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    [Albion] Empty seats

    The normal moaners behind us weren't there but in their place we had a couple of "Sling it in the mixer's" which was different :wink:
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    [Football] Sky coverage.

    You are of course correct, it's why I never chose Rodgers and Hammerstein or Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber for my Mastermind specialist round. That and the fact Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim were LEAGUES ahead :wink: *edit* I'm sorry, there seems to be a horrible squeaking noise...
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    [Football] Sky coverage.

    Somewhat appropriate, I've always seen you as a poor man's Norman Wisdom :wink:
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Aston Villa *** Official Match Thread ***

    There's never been a better time to support the Albion H, but why didn't they do this when we were teenagers FFS ? I suspect that they knew we wouldn't appreciate it and we would turn into entitled expectant shallow young pr***s rather than the fine, mature, well informed, balanced and...
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    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Aston Villa *** Official Match Thread ***

    I noticed that, with Welbeck also using a lot of effort to stop McGinn getting the ball. I think we showed Villa a bit of respect and had a game plan to stop them playing. Whether that is a little less gung ho than earlier in the season I wouldn't like to say, but maybe our coach (who is young...
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    [Football] Sky coverage.

    I think a significant part of the world will know it as a Howard Keel song from the Musical Oklahoma! It may well be up there with 'Don't cry for me Argentina', 'Maria', 'The Timewarp' and 'You're the One that I want' amongst the world's most famous and popular musical showtunes, but because a...
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    [Football] Sky coverage.

    Are you trying to suggest that a 1945 Rodgers and Hammerstein showtune compares with a March that was used to send the young local boys off to the hell of the first world war trenches. Really ???
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    [Albion] Anyone actually going on Sunday?

    Well that was a lovely day out :banana:

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