I'm assuming this is a play on the accent that forces a different inflection of vowels. There are some errors here.
Using any of the major accents, English South African, General black South African, Cape Coloured, Cape White. an 'e' in this context would still be pronounced as to identify the...
My neighbour said that Albion were having a conference this morning. I didn't know what time, and as she was busy I didn't presser on the matter. I was off to the gym anyway. Had a swim and went on the presser. Nice to say fit and give a good impressern.