Hopefully he managed to do a deal with whoever won the 'Eternal Life' prize - maybe swapped the toaster for a pair of sandals or something. The 'Eternal Life' winner could then hang on to the toaster for a nearly 2,000 years until electricity was invented.
For clarification: I did not go to Wolves this season; and at no point was I underneath TB, although given the amount he does for our club, I would happily give him a piggy-back to or from any game he wishes.
What has shocked me most is that, less than three hours after us learning of Cuddles' sad demise, Stat Brother started 'The Official NSC swimming thread'.
To me that is out of order - Cuddles loved swimming (probably) - show some respect man!