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"A good day is 500 words in the morning and 500 bricks in the afternoon" Well Winston I've but read any of your books but I have visited Chatsworth house and while I don't know if it's you it did look to the trained eye like every now and then some piss artist really f***ed up a couple of courses

This beauty from They Live.

As in rugby the onus is on the team in possession to keep play clear of them or the whistle goes. I'm thinking crack teams is of stretcher bearers who carry anyone down straight off unless it's a possibile spinal injury.

Ok so give up sick pay, holiday pay, weekends, pensions, any protection from unfair dismissal, paid overtime, maximum working hours, any notion of health and safety ... You know the things that people fought and in many cases died for. And while you're at it try living in a world without low...

Not everyone is feeling the pinch. Those rich beyond why possible need are on the whole several times wealthier then they were. The majority have suffered terms pay cuts, even before you factor in ridiculous rents and the current cost of living crisis. You don't pay through the nose for...

So not only trolling GP, not only fighting against the big brands, not only fighting the cold.... but absolutely rinsing the HF by claiming their signature look as his own.

Is that the use of "proper" as a synonym for "outdated"? Not familiar enough with the mail to know if their view of sport aligns with their politics.

For a wild ballpark staying up points recalculation at the halfway stage I'd go for twice the points of 18th plus 7. Allows for a "nothing left to lose" and a "mid table opposition completely on the beach" bonus 6 points. If someone with more time and less children could check this I'd be grateful.

We're really not. Potters appointment put us on watch for nerdy football hipsters, De Zerbi's appointment even more so. Most pundits and people who watch a lot of football recognize we play nice football. Having a WC winner gives us a mote of attention elsewhere. But we still barely impinge...

From a wolves perspective you see a good player not getting minutes even if it's not likely to happen why wouldn't you put in a tentative loan enquiry?

We were amazing but we did flunk those last three games

FDM making a trademark save down to his left, then being subbed off shortly after when we had a goal kick. I keep asking for the spicy dutch meatball pie to come back.

Adam El Abd and Jason Roberts having a personal 90 minute shitehousing competition while Reading eked their way to a win in an otherwise spectacularly unentertaining match. The best part was after they wrestled each other to the ground (again) with the ball 50 yards away and not likely to come...

I for one wish they were doing better in league 1. Being beaten in the playoffs or narrowly missing out on the playoffs after the final game was a perennial delight.

If we assume the journalist himself didn't pluck it out the air Chelsea insider: so what sort of price for Caicedo? Brighton insider: <raises eyebrows > Chelsea: £50million? Brighton: chuckle Chelsea: £60 million? £65 million? Brighton: hahahaha, oh my gosh, hahaha. Walks away

Could we all take a moment to reflect that we spent 2 years under Potter with a large section of the crowd losing their shit and getting angry pretty much any time a pass was made in our own third, even more so for a pass under pressure, and multiply that again if made to a teammate with any...

After finding a somewhat elderly emergency pot noodle of mine at the back of the cupboard last night my boy had a second dinner of curry pot noodle and sushi rolls to dip into it. Not sure if I'm appalled or impressed.

I recall the bile in my mouth wanting palace to beat Cardiff. This is just a meh game fortunately. Obviously a pile of red cards and a few injuries that are in no way career threatening but take up most of the season would be ideal

Could only possibly be duller if done as a podcast