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You are aware that skinny-fit jeans are well on their way out now though? The kidz appear to be reverting back to baggy. As someone with a big knob, I’m quite pleased that fashion is trending back this way.

In next season’s Championship.

Coming from behind to beat the world champions for the first time in a properly competitive Premier League fixture whilst that lot lose 0-2 at home to a mid-table team is certainly up there with the best.

It's easy to give an air of class when you win every week and accumlate 90-100 points a season, but he's a bad loser, no doubt. That time when he lost his shit about Potter having the temerity to celebrate coming back from 0-2 to win showed us all that, and that was in an end-of-season dead rubber.

That's tonight's wank sorted.

He gets similar lenient treatment as Harry Kane. I remember him chucking Webster to the floor to win a through ball (and score) when we played there in 22-23.

He had a chance for a late equaliser last week, which was saved at point-blank range, where he’d been vigorously wrestling the defender to win the ball in the first place. Academic, but I bet VAR wouldn’t have disallowed it coz it was him.

I certainly miss the team of the 22-23 season, where we had two of the best centre mids in the Premier League and could go from losing 1-4 at home to a team in a relegation battle to winning 3-0 away at a team challenging for the title. I don't miss the second part of the subsequent season...

Yes, 90 MPs out of 650. Not really going to make much of a difference, in the governence of the country is it? Besides, why would you deny the 14-15% their representation? There's a tipping point in FPTP where you start to win a disproportionate number of seats. Would you feel so happy about...

Trump’s term will have finished 5-6 months before the U.K. goes to the polls in 2029. You’d also imagine that Labour will get their tough budgets out of the way in the first 2-3 years, then have a couple of give-away budgets to make everyone feel a bit better by the time they’re trying to get...

It's a bit like Brexit and Reform party: simple policies for simple people. The fact that such policies can't actually be implemented without significant cost is a mere detail that gets lost in the cult-like following that such parties establish.

That’s this morning’s Tommy Tank sorted.

Rather have AK who’s capable of the occasional MOTM performances but overall inconsistent, than AJ who’s consistently shite.

#PrayForAZ

Remainers for not believing hard enough.

Free shirts to kids?

Take a day off from being a dick.

There is no such thing as marginal offside. It’s either onside or offside with no subjectivity - same as ball over the line or not.

Ask any woman married to a fat bloke.

They did play on the underdog thing a bit, but then it’s the FA Cup, and that’s the magic of the competition. Plenty of reference to decisions and inconsistencies going against us and a summary of ‘it’s been a really tough afternoon for the officials’, which is commentary parlance for: the ref...