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I thought Harvey would be a Brighton fan seeing as he lives in Sussex and Shane Duffy shagged his mum.

I'd rather get relegated.

It was in the lead for 14 minutes. Then Dougie trumped it.

"I was at a great club and it was the hardest decision of my life to leave, but when I met the board [at Stoke], there are so many similarities with Luton and Brighton." That's quite possibly the most offensive thing I've ever seen written about us.

Don't worry if you ever do get a season ticket as this distress doesn't affect 95% of holders, just the ones with narcissistic entitlement.

Wrap a freshly grilled cheese toastie in foil and stick that down your draws pre match to keep it warm, then when you visit the ladies' at half time, you can whip it out and have a munch on it to warm you up.

I’d rather go back to sitting in a converted athletics stadium watching players that we’ve picked up for free or the cost of a set of kit, as I could enjoy my half time cuppa out of me thermos back then.

Can you just piss off completely and do us all a favour?

Wouldn't it be a more credible organisation if it was led by someone that actually went to games?

That, and he didn’t renew his season ticket at the end of 14/15 (the one crap Amex season).

Which is EXACTLY what you are doing but then you just can't resist sticking your nose in to everything can you

That’s unusual for a bank to lend for a term that would take one of you into retirement. I take it your partner is significantly younger than you then?

First thing I thought is that he genuinely has special needs.

Do you lot do a podcast?

Sounds like a nice set-up, but doesn’t it concern you that your friends will go through your stuff and discover all your sex toys and outfits? I’d prefer to just set the alarm and not advertise the house being empty.

My missus and I are both 40 something and regularly ********** together over FaceTime when one of us is working away. Modern life ain’t so bad.

Someone once luzzed a plastic bottle from the west end of the north stand onto the pitch.

I've never bought a bottled drink - either alcoholic of soft - at an away game that hasn't had the lid removed, so it's clearly a recognised crowd safety issue. Don't know about the Amex as I tend to buy my drinks in the shape of pints.

:O Barber, your job is done.