[Albion] Wayne Bridge

marlowe · Oct 8, 2024

bhafc99 said:
The old ‘thinning on top’ thing seems to be rampant amongst ex-Albion defenders. Martin Keown presented the trophies at a tournament my lad played in the other month, and I couldn’t help but notice his need for a Harley Street weave…

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You may have inadvertently identified the recruitment problem for our defensive positions.

Any potential signing will have probably taken a look at the follicle challenges our various former defenders are now experiencing and will be worried that signing for us will immediately enhance the prospect of impending baldness.

This Wayne Bridge story will only have exacerbated the problem.

Han Solo · Oct 8, 2024

Thunder Bolt said:
Whilst poking fun at Wayne Bridge, are you forgetting the gaffer also has a transplant?

He's 12. Its natural that he's concerned about things like that.

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

Withdean South Stand said:
I have a Kuszczak unworn match shirt from the same type of sale! But really wanted to chime in because Dicker wore 18 and Ankergren was 16 around that time so I assume that was a typo rather than mistaken identity.

I'm also confident I could name at least 10 Luton players from last season without looking it up.

You are correct. Mine is definitely Dicker's.

hans kraay fan club · Oct 8, 2024

bhafc99 said:
The old ‘thinning on top’ thing seems to be rampant amongst ex-Albion defenders. Martin Keown presented the trophies at a tournament my lad played in the other month, and I couldn’t help but notice his need for a Harley Street weave…

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Or he could go to the barbers that your lad's team attend, who only do one style!

Stumpy Tim · Sunday at 7:00 AM

Well I didn’t see this coming

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/articles/cn01j5r2qvlo

JetsetJimbo · Sunday at 7:05 AM

Can only hope he's training so he can finally give John Terry the punch in the face he so deserves

Herr Tubthumper · Sunday at 8:53 AM

Just saw a clip of KSI call out Wayne in the ring. Wayne’s not the sharpest tool is he? :lolol:

Very wooden and slow responses.

AmexRuislip · Sunday at 7:42 PM

Herr Tubthumper said:
Just saw a clip of KSI call out Wayne in the ring. Wayne’s not the sharpest tool is he? Very wooden and slow responses.

Hugo Rune · Sunday at 7:46 PM

AmexRuislip said:

How absolutely humiliating for an ex-England/Brighton/Premier League player.

I hope his kids haven’t seen that. Why on earth has he got himself involved?

Mustafa II · Sunday at 7:49 PM

Jesus Christ that is utterly cringe.

Social Media is cancer.

AmexRuislip · Sunday at 8:01 PM

Hugo Rune said:
How absolutely humiliating for an ex-England/Brighton/Premier League player.

I hope his kids haven’t seen that. Why on earth has he got himself involved?

I have a feeling, he's going the David Icke path.

Hugo Rune · Sunday at 8:07 PM

AmexRuislip said:
I have a feeling, he's going the David Icke path.

Very sad for a player who did so well for us.

Greg Bobkin · Sunday at 8:11 PM

Mustafa II said:
Jesus Christ that is utterly cringe.

Social Media is cancer.

It's really not though, is it? :dunce:

Napper · Sunday at 8:12 PM

Used to do a bit of boxing apparently and is quite good

Will be training and fighting and earning a shed load

Fair play Wayne

Han Solo · Sunday at 8:15 PM

Hugo Rune said:
How absolutely humiliating for an ex-England/Brighton/Premier League player.

I hope his kids haven’t seen that. Why on earth has he got himself involved?

AmexRuislip said:
I have a feeling, he's going the David Icke path.

More likely he's skint.

Herr Tubthumper · Sunday at 8:54 PM

Napper said:
Used to do a bit of boxing apparently and is quite good

Will be training and fighting and earning a shed load

Fair play Wayne

Fair play? As someone else posted, it’s utter cringe. Totally embarrassing .

Han Solo · Sunday at 9:01 PM

Herr Tubthumper said:
Fair play? As someone else posted, it’s utter cringe. Totally embarrassing .

Yup and I bet he knows it.

But a lot of rich footballers shove all their money up their nose or at the poker table when they're finished playing and all the money that once seemed endless can be gone in no time, and since they have no education and a lot of times no brain, they have to settle for whoring out themselves one way or another.

Not saying Bridge has gambled and snorted his money away but I guess thats the case with 90% of the "ex-celebs" humiliating themselves like this.

Herr Tubthumper · Sunday at 9:04 PM

Han Solo said:
Yup and I bet he knows it.

But a lot of rich footballers shove all their money up their nose or at the poker table when they're finished playing and all the money that once seemed endless can be gone in no time, and since they have no education and a lot of times no brain, they have to settle for whoring out themselves one way or another.

Not saying Bridge has gambled and snorted his money away but I guess thats the case with 90% of the "ex-celebs" humiliating themselves like this.

Have to agree. Can’t see any reason other than he’s skint.

Napper · Sunday at 9:05 PM

Herr Tubthumper said:
Fair play? As someone else posted, it’s utter cringe. Totally embarrassing .

Won’t watch so it’s not for me

For him he will get a few quid

Only cringe if you get swept up in it

jcdenton08 · Sunday at 9:05 PM

Napper said:
Won’t watch so it’s not for me

For him he will get a few quid

Only cringe if you get swept up in it

Lots of morbid curiosity I imagine

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