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[Humour] Best single line in Comedy
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Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
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Ayari needs to go out on loan.
Gordon the Gopher
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
Robinjakarta
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+ 'Well done, boys. Good process.'
Nudge nudge.
- Oct 17, 2008
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“In… the garden? What could be possibly want?”
That whole bit about joke theft was probably Stewart Lee’s funniest routine in my opinion.
- Oct 17, 2008
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I don’t agree, he’d go to Legoland. Bye.
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,991
A lot of people would think Idi Amin ‘butcher’ who murdered a lot of people in Uganda but when you meet him there’s a whole other side to his character. He’s tremendously good at Connect Four.
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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I’ll tell you who inspired me to some extent was Ian Woosnam the Welsh golf champion who I saw at Gatwick Airport wearing an ordinary sweater, just like all the other ones, but he turned around and, a lovely touch this, he had seven suede stars on the back, lovely little touch, just sort of elevated him above the airport rabble with their duty free cigarettes and their fat children.
Seasider78
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- Nov 14, 2004
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Some great lines from Peep Show
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people, Jez.”
“Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for w*nkers.”
“I’m the Wolf of Wall Street. Look out, Boots! I’m going to buy 100 meal deals and eat them off a prossie in the nude.”
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people, Jez.”
“Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for w*nkers.”
“I’m the Wolf of Wall Street. Look out, Boots! I’m going to buy 100 meal deals and eat them off a prossie in the nude.”
OzMike
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Clement Freud " we used to have a car like that".
BadFish
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- Oct 19, 2003
- 18,474
Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't face reality.
My fav
Note to self, re being the fonz, Mark you are not the fonz.
I still cry laughing when I see this scene from Blazing Saddles when they put a fake toll booth in the middle of the desert and the cowboys stop and say, “Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”
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- Oct 17, 2008
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Would you like to making f*** BERZERKER
lizard
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- Jul 14, 2005
- 3,392
"Did he just sing making f***?"
