[Albion] Shithousery

Eeyore · Saturday at 8:43 PM

Guinness Boy said:
Veltman is rapidly becoming one of my favourite all time Brighton players. Shithouse on the pitch, absolute class act off it.

One of the reasons I really like Jack Grealish among others. No point in getting wound up about shitehousery. Take Martinez at Villa, folk getting all annoyed. If he was one of ours they'd love him.

Bodian · Saturday at 8:43 PM

Lincolnshire Seagull said:
I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

None of Veltman's stuff is quite cheating. I like it.

herecomesaregular · Saturday at 8:52 PM

Lincolnshire Seagull said:
I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

I'm conflicted. It's a bit too Arsenal-y and Manchester City-y for me. I'd rather we didn't do as much as in this game, we were at it..... constantly. Got tired of it tbf.

Terry Butcher Tribute Act · Saturday at 9:02 PM

Shaktarman said:
Even Hinsh got in on the act today throwing another ball on the pitch - learning from the best. I don’t think the ref saw it either - just assumed from the screaming geordies he did it so booked him - typical homer decision.

There was also a lovely moment when he tried to take a throw that he absolutely knew was not ours. A great impression of a man who looked 'surprised' to see it had gone the other way. Funny.

POSKETT AT THE VALLEY · Saturday at 9:09 PM

Questions said:
I don’t think he’d ever “do” another player though, He’s just Joel

Don’t go changing…just to please me

Farehamseagull · Saturday at 9:19 PM

The fact that we/Veltman did it so expertly today againt that smug thundercunt Howe who has been doing it for 15 years, mainly under the radar and at our cost at times even going back to Withdean, is just beautiful!

Machiavelli · Saturday at 9:23 PM

Lincolnshire Seagull said:
I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

You're absolutely spot on. You are in a minority of one*

*of Albion fans, all the other lot are beginning to hate him once they've realised that their daft player has just been conned.

Pevenseagull · Saturday at 9:35 PM

It's a thing of joy, it's theatre. I love all the masters of the craft.

I also love it when someone tries to do it and they are shit and embarass themselves.

Justice · Saturday at 9:35 PM

herecomesaregular said:
I'm conflicted. It's a bit too Arsenal-y and Manchester City-y for me. I'd rather we didn't do as much as in this game, we were at it..... constantly. Got tired of it tbf.

Although you will happily take the 3 points I’m guessing?

el punal · Saturday at 9:45 PM

Lincolnshire Seagull said:
I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

Don’t get lonely then. :thumbsup:

South Stand Bonfire · Saturday at 9:48 PM

Bodian said:
None of Veltman's stuff is quite cheating. I like it.

Apparently if he starts 50% of this seasons games he’s on an autonomic 1 year contract extension. Hope it keeps going.

herecomesaregular · Saturday at 10:19 PM

Justice said:
Although you will happily take the 3 points I’m guessing?

and you know the meaning of the noun conflicted, I'm guessing?

Blue3 · Saturday at 10:26 PM

Shaktarman said:
Even Hinsh got in on the act today throwing another ball on the pitch - learning from the best. I don’t think the ref saw it either - just assumed from the screaming geordies he did it so booked him - typical homer decision.

didn’t he get booked for it

dazzer6666 · Saturday at 10:28 PM

Eeyore said:
One of the reasons I really like Jack Grealish among others. No point in getting wound up about shitehousery. Take Martinez at Villa, folk getting all annoyed. If he was one of ours they'd love him.

Nope, not for me. Veltman is a class act away from the actual play, whereas Martinez is a weapons-grade bellend.

wellquickwoody · Saturday at 10:31 PM

Mackenzie said:
Veltman needs to train one of the others before he retires, different level.

I think he is tutoring Hinch after training.

Questions · Saturday at 10:43 PM

herecomesaregular said:
I'm conflicted. It's a bit too Arsenal-y and Manchester City-y for me. I'd rather we didn't do as much as in this game, we were at it..... constantly. Got tired of it tbf.

I think most of it is pantomime villains and all that…

Justice · Saturday at 11:23 PM

wellquickwoody said:
I think he is tutoring Hinch after training.

With or without a a snood

Papa Lazarou · Saturday at 11:38 PM

herecomesaregular said:
and you know the meaning of the noun conflicted, I'm guessing?

Noun?

Triggaaar · Saturday at 11:41 PM

Biscuit said:
96.3% of it all coming from Veltman. What a man.

We've been shithousing 27 times, and 26 of them were Veltman. Not sure what that percentage is.

West Upper Seagull · Sunday at 12:58 AM

albionfan37 said:
Ours must be up there in the top 3 for shithousing. The ability to steal fouls and take pressure off especially under the cosh for long periods today. Really excellent stuff away from home we’ve improved this side no end. We used to be so naive not any more

Didn’t the shithousery start before a ball was kicked and forced Newcastle to change ends and attack their favoured end in the first half ?

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