Whitechapel
Famous Last Words
On point 7, one thing you really seem to struggle with the concept is that Brighton is a relatively small place. People have mutual friends, regularly come across players in town / out, especially our younger players.
All the points are quite weird, but point 7 is even more bizarre than the rest. It genuinely comes across as someone who is unaware of basic human interaction.
If one of my mates has an interaction with a Brighton player, they’d probably mention it to me when I next see them because they know I’m a Brighton fan.
Nobody is walking in to a barbers and demanding a list of Brighton players who have had their hair cut there. But if the fact you’re a Brighton fan comes up in conversation then they’ll probably mention that Jason Steele gets his hair cut there and that he’s a really nice fella.
It’s actually quite sad to see somebody seemingly so removed from human interaction that they don’t understand conversations with a stranger.