albionfan37
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Get yer hair cut ya scruffy fucker
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[Albion] Wayne Bridge
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albionfan37
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Reminds me of a time when someone from the north bellowed out “Walker get yer hair cut”
middletoenail
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Should have spent the money removing the crayon drawings from his arms if he wants to grow old gracefully
He looks well rough in that photo. It’s going to take more than a weave to sort him out.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Having tattoos is apparently acceptable whereas improving your scalp isn’t.
Maybe he should have rabbits tattooed all over his head, to look like hares!
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- Jan 3, 2012
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I was going to post that he was born in Winchester, so what do you expect….. which was meant to be oxymoronic.
but having checked on Wikipedia, he was born in Southampton, so that explains it! Moved to Winchester at an early age.
loved him as a player for us, but yes, he does look rough, seedy even.
Back in the early Amex era, they did those ‘concourse sales’ where they sold off all the surplus kit - including numbered players’ training kit.
I have Bridge’s (28) black shorts, and a waterproof blue training top of Gary Dicker’s (16). I still wear Dicker’s top now for 5 a side, when it’s wet.
AmexRuislip
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That's an excellent story
I was being facetious pointing towards John Terry
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
It’s like a mug shot of some nutter who’s just got 12 years for aggravated burglary.
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
What style would you like Wayne?
I’ll have the Osprey nest please.
I’ll have the Osprey nest please.
A player joins the Albion and DOESNT get an injury? Which planet do you live on exactly?
with that photo?
I wholeheartedly agree. It's not as if there were no natural alternatives available to Wayne to deal with the issue, as another Chelsea player of yesteryear, John Dempsey, ably demonstrates.....
- May 8, 2018
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Or getting it free if you agree to advertise it on your insta??
Has he had work done on his eyes?
He'd be better advised redirecting the money spent on cosmetic intervention towards psychiatric.
He's in danger of becoming the Pete Burns of football.
Withdean South Stand
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I have a Kuszczak unworn match shirt from the same type of sale! But really wanted to chime in because Dicker wore 18 and Ankergren was 16 around that time so I assume that was a typo rather than mistaken identity.
I'm also confident I could name at least 10 Luton players from last season without looking it up.
If Wayne ever did decide he needed a new set of teeth to go with the new barnet the title of this thread may have to be changed to Wayne's Bridge.
Greg Bobkin
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- May 22, 2012
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Yep, it's essentially an advertising feature, which means that WB might not have paid anything for what he had done!
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Whilst poking fun at Wayne Bridge, are you forgetting the gaffer also has a transplant?