[Albion] James Maddison and his dart celebration

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jordanseagull

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NorthstandRacoon said:

Blokes a f***ing helmet. Would love to see him absolutely clattered one day and hurt. His antics are that of a complete ****. Good player though.

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Idiot.

 

Stato

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Hugo Rune said:

I’m still hoping that Neal is compiling a cheeky social media post that will put Maddison to bed tonight. It’s an open goal for him, let’s hope he takes it.

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His record on tap-ins is not flawless.

 

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dwayne said:

Brilliant first half .... Woeful second. Very satisfying. Looked like he was about to cry in post match interview.

I still rate him.

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Yes but there’s something about him that always delivers less than his Billy big bollocks bullshit promises. It’s why he’s rightly out of England squad

 

Uh_huh_him

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Lady Whistledown

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Rambo said:

In the same irritating 11 as Will Hughes, Jordan Pickford, and James Ward Prowse.

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...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

 

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Lady Whistledown said:

...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

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Trossard, Fernandes, McTominay…

 

Lady Whistledown

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Shaktarman said:

Trossard, Fernandes, McTominay…

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Emi Martinez. Joelinton.

 

Mad as my Mother

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Fernandes is head and shoulders the biggest **** in football, followed by Antony and Cucurella

 

El Turi

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He may be the main man at a roast dinner but he never is the main man on the pitch.

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Rambo said:

In the same irritating 11 as Will Hughes, Jordan Pickford, and James Ward Prowse.

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What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

 

Motogull

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Well I hope he does this silly celebration a couple of times in his next away EPL game.

 

Iggle Piggle

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Herr Tubthumper said:

What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

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For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

 

Bozza

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macbeth said:

telling the camera man to zoom in. what a wanker

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How it started.



How it finished.

 

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hart's shirt said:

1st half - darts.
2nd half - aimless.
Full time - pointless.

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You could say after his darts celebration, the game turned.... ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIIIIGHTY degrees

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Iggle Piggle said:

For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

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Fair enough. I wasn’t aware of this.

 

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Iggle Piggle said:

For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

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Yup. Utter cockwomble. He's utterly shit too.

 

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oneillco said:

I agree, I don't actually know why people profess to hate him. He doesn't seem any more of a d*ck than most footballers...

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A few seasons ago he was playing for Leicester against us. Had been booked, and then got a second yellow and a red for simulation. Hilarious.
He went flying in the penalty area. Shane Duffy was about a yard (at least) away from him. He subsequently apologised to their fans, and said he was “anticipating contact”. Have despised him ever since.

 

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Lady Whistledown said:

...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

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Not forgetting fake Pole, the smirky cnt Matty Cash .

 

Weststander

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Herr Tubthumper said:

Slightly above average EPL player which is why none of the bug guns were knocking on his door I guess. Inconsistent or completely missing at times….including being sent off.

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Lady Whistledown

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Herr Tubthumper said:

What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

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He's a right little shithouse!

Used to wind Tiny Tears up a treat back in the days when he was still bleating and diving his way around Selhurst Park. I think he successfully got him sent off once, didn't he, so that slightly elevates him above the rest of that grubby bunch of footballers for me.