You're NOT Wearing THAT Shirt!

[Jack Straw]

I've just got back from the 5-a-side session I run at the King Alfred.
Someone who doesn't play with us too often turned up tonight, took off his track suit top to reveal a f***ing C****** P***** shirt.
Well, they had to hold me back.
"You are not wearing that" I growled in a very serious tone.
He smiled.
"You are not wearing that", I growled once more, but in a much more menacing manner.
"I haven't got another shirt, I'll have to wear it", he pleaded.
"In that case, I will not let you play" I replied.
He was beginning to get how serious I was.
"You can borrow my spare t-shirt", I suggested.
He reluctantly took off the offending article of clothing, and I gave him my spare t-shirt.
He put it on and played the hour with "Brighton & Hove Albion - 2004 Play-Off Champions" emblazoned across his chest.
That'll teach the clever arse to take liberties at my 5-s-side session!

 

[philsussex]

 

[ArfurW8]

Top work ,now he hates Brighton even more than he did yesterday

 

[FLOG GNAW]

 

[Coca-Cola Kid]

Superb stuff. Possible NSC Gold surely

Still awaiting "THAT THREAD" to appear though :US:

 

[skipper734]

He can't be much of a Palarse fan, if he thinks he can walk into a coaching session in Brighton in that shirt.

 

[windowlicker]

not only do you take good photos you torture palace fans

 

[ram1992]

:yahoo:

 

[The Phoenix]

Play off champions of what? Oh yes, the third tier of English football. I'd imagine he felt sorry for you after seeing that you were so pleased you had marginally scraped through out of it that you'd bought a shirt to commemorate it by

Owning a shirt like that? Joke's on you pal!

 

[skipper734]

Play off champions of what? Oh yes, the third tier of English football. I'd imagine he felt sorry for you after seeing that you were so pleased you had marginally scraped through out of it that you'd bought a shirt to commemorate it by

Owning a shirt like that? Joke's on you pal!

You seem to have missed the fact that he came to Brighton to be coached by a Brighton fan. He obviously thought the quality would be better in Brighton. Well Hove actually.

 

[The Phoenix]

Missing the "fact" that he came to Brighton to be coached by a Brighton fan?! Perhaps you know the man in question, or maybe Mr Jack Straw, but simply going by Mr Straw's post, there's no evidence that the man lives outside Brighton and came to Brighton (Hove) for the session. In fact, I'd think it more likely that he lives locally. I know of many Palace fans who live "behind enemy lines". Secondly, where does it say Jack Straw's a coach?! Running a 5 a side session usually means that you hire a pitch and have a kickabout.

So, I'm glad we've gathered that neither of these are "fact" as you suggested. Still, if these are actually true then I'm still not sure why you think I missed them in the first place, since my post had very little to do with them.

 

[churley1]

I don't see how this is funny really? You've basically bullied someone into wearing another t-shirt purely because he was supporting his team?

Do you also go around Brighton shouting at kids wearing Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal shirts?

Sad little man who clearly has an inferiority complex towards Palace.

 

[little al]

I'd have told you to f*** off.

 

[Notters]

Nice work JS, there was a kid at shoreham climbing centre last week in a palace shirt And I felt like cutting his rope... Though that would probably be a bit ott

 

[bhaexpress]

Should have let him keep the shirt on so that everybody knew who to kick.

 

[Jack Straw]

Do you also go around Brighton shouting at kids wearing Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal shirts?
QUOTE]

Of course!

 

[little al]

Do you also go around Brighton shouting at kids wearing Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal shirts?
QUOTE]

Of course!

You have nearly redeemed yourself

 

[ali jenkins]

Should have let him keep the shirt on so that everybody knew who to kick.

Exactly!

 

[herbicide]

That's another 31 goals for Leeds in "Play for your team"

 

[little al]

That's another 31 goals for Leeds in "Play for your team"