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Your worst sporting injury?



pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,832
West, West, West Sussex
Playing wicket keeper, I came up too close to the stumps for a medium pacer. The batsman tried a hook, missed the ball, but got me right in the chops.
 




Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
pasty said:
Playing wicket keeper, I came up too close to the stumps for a medium pacer. The batsman tried a hook, missed the ball, but got me right in the chops.

That's happened to me a few times, I must be a crap wicketkeeper !
 




Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Probably, not that i want to try though, it really hurts when it happens!

Maybe fingers are different, or more likely my mates just proves the old saying about "no sense no feeling." He's not the brightest star in the galaxy.
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Brighton Jock said:
Broke my leg in 2 places on a cold frosty December morning playing football for the school when i was 15,still makes me cringe ......
To do it once is unfortunate, to do it twice is downright bloody careless.:lolol:
 




Caveman

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
9,926
Lost a tooth in a swimming pool by catching the side. Also lost some more fighting and damaged the tendons in my left shoulder, also cut my head open by being hit on the back of the head with a bottle, but I was alot younger then - although that does not really constitute sport does it!

Torn both cartlidges in my knees.
Damaged my left Miniscus & Cruciate ligament and cracked patella.
Had to have 2 operations to repair them.

Split my wrist open white water rafting.

I am little older and feel it.

:lolol:
 








Jul 20, 2003
20,455
Nearly forgot,

My sister broke my nose with a flying headbut whilst 'extreme fighting'

she was 6, I was 11
 


Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,753
Somerset
also i once escaped serious head injuries when a coconut impacted heavily with my head aged 10. Fortunately i was saved by the Brighton and Hove Albion polystyrene hard hat i was wearing.
 


B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Let me think, the ones that spring to mind are
nearly losing an ear when getting kicked in the face playing football. On an upnot of me not losing my ear was that my cheek was smashed and the fracture went from my ear to just under my eye socket. Broke my leg in 2 places tackling someone 7 minutes into my come back game from ripping my knee ligaments. Dislocated my hip stretching for a ball. Last season fractured a bone in my foot and have now got a double hernia.

In cricket I have had 2 concussions a broken nose and finger and collar bone.

Had numerous groin strains hamstrings etc but still play when I can:shootself

I will learn one day that I should not play contact sports but knowing my luck if I played Tiddly winks I would end up blinding myself:dunce:
 






B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
eastlondonseagull said:
Sprained my wrist :jester:

Not that type of sport timothy :nono: :nono: :nono: :p
 








Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
smacked my head on the goal post, and had to have it glued together
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405


Behind Enemy Lines

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2003
4,869
London
Scotty M said:

Just as well no such injury really exists but I've often wished it had so I could hear football reporters say the magic words. " Gerrard is out of Engalnd's crucial world Cup qualifier- he has a hairline fracture of the cock."
 




Yoda

English & European
My worst 3 in reverse order are:

3/. Torn Hamstring




2/. Pull back muscle. (Still affects me sometime 9 years later by going into spasm)





1/. THREE broken metatarsals at the same time. BEAT THAT BECKS!!!:p
 


Infernal Optimist

New member
Aug 15, 2003
169
Torn Medial ligaments
Ruptured Cruiciate ligaments
Broken Ankle twice
Broken toe
Broken nose 8 times
Cracked rib
Dislocated thumb

Apart from that nothing, didn't like tackling

:D
 


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