Your favourite saying ?

[Superseagull69]

Mine tend to be

"fair to middling" when asked how I am
"No Worries" when someone appologises
"Bollwicks" instead of Bollocks when i do things wrong (use this most of time TBH)

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

****

 

[brakespear]

'Interesting...'
'Sake...'
'Oh My Days'

 

[pipkin112]

Lock stock ?

Under Seige 2

just checked, it is used in Lock Stock as well

 

[jakarta]

From 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum', the BSM's sympathetic phrase whenever anyone had a complaint:

Oh Dear, What a Pity, Never Mind

Starting to use it to excess with some of the moaning buggers I work with.......

 

[fire&skill]

When asked a question which is clearly going to garner a response in the affirmative, I will often say 'Are The Kennedys gun-shy?' or 'Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory?'

I also like to blurt 'that's got more head than the Elephant Man!' when offered a badly poured pint.

Only people of a certain age seemed to be amused by these.

 

[Surf's Up]

"au contraire" used in an appropriate situation and as per Blackadder

 

[Alonso Moseley]

'You do the math'. Obviously when I can't do the maths.

 

[Pbseagull]

When asked a question which is clearly going to garner a response in the affirmative, I will often say 'Are The Kennedys gun-shy?' or 'Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory?'

Another on the same line is " Is the Pope Catholic?"

 

[Steveapps71]

When asked a question which is clearly going to garner a response in the affirmative, I will often say 'Are The Kennedys gun-shy?' or 'Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory?'

I also like to blurt 'that's got more head than the Elephant Man!' when offered a badly poured pint.

Only people of a certain age seemed to be amused by these.

I will use the elephant man one when next in pub..v good!!

 

[Wilko]

, I think the description for an attractive Woman as " flange " is quite good, is this sexist ? .

Doesn't flange mean 'vagina' rather than a term for an attractive woman though?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

My LEAST favourite phrase is one that contains the word CHEEKY.

 

[Weststander]

Doesn't flange mean 'vagina' rather than a term for an attractive woman though?

Was 'snatch piece' used similarly?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

When asked a question which is clearly going to garner a response in the affirmative, I will often say 'Are The Kennedys gun-shy?' or 'Is Salman Rushdie ex-directory?'

Another on the same line is " Is the Pope Catholic?"

My fave saying is a corruption of that..." Does the pope shit in the woods? "

 

[ForestRowSeagull]

'Morning Benders'
'Stop being such a tool'
I also have a horrible habit of saying hashtag out loud when finishing off a statement to really get my point across

 

[jameswestport]

'Would you adam and eve it'

 

[Laughing Gravy]

Well f*** my old boots

 

[NMH]

"my Gran could have done better/done that/scored from that distance, and she's brown bread"

"we" when talking to people I want to work for me. I say "we need to get that done in this way" etc. I think it re-inforces the idea that I am holding them responsible.

"you're having a bubble", the obvious cockernee rhyming jaunty slang which everyone loves.

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Say, when drilling into a particularly hard section of concrete........'It harder than a whore' s heart'.

 

[pauli cee]

"it is what it is". actually, i'm not sure if i like or hate this one, as its all i hear all day at work!