Your favourite saying ?

[Lindfield by the Pond]

"Cooling their heels" lazy arses at work not pulling their weight.

Not mine but once witnessed a rather stressed fella being told to take a "chill pill", to which the stressed bloke said "why don't you take a f*** off pill". What a riposte. I was on side of stressed bloke, and couldn't help a little snigger!!

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

"Sweeeet" It's generally not.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

NWAW Not Worth A Wank

 

[Max Paper]

'Morning Benders'
'Stop being such a tool'
I also have a horrible habit of saying hashtag out loud when finishing off a statement to really get my point across

That would f*** me RIGHT off

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Cheers, babe.

I use it in two ways. Either sarcastically or when someone gives me a compliment and I can't think of something clever to say.

 

[countryman]

"That will stick like shit to a blanket" is my particular favourite.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Con dinero,baila el perro!

 

[skipper734]

f*** a Duck, is my current favourite for some reason.

 

[GUZZER]

"Perfection at its best." when watching Gus encouraging the players from the touchline.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

As my 86 year old father in law often says "She has had more balls slapped across her arse than the centre court at Wimbledon"

 

[ShandyH]

Bob's your uncle

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Bob's your uncle

Fanny's your aunt

 

[Durlston]

As my 86 year old father in law often says "She has had more balls slapped across her arse than the centre court at Wimbledon"

Brilliant!

 

[C1 BHA]

Carry on as if you're normal.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"it is what it is". actually, i'm not sure if i like or hate this one, as its all i hear all day at work!

Well at the end of the day, it is what it is. So at this moment in time, you can take it or leave it.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

'f***ed the bucket', a slight step up from kicking it upon someone's death.

"Seen Hilda lately?"
"Oh, haven't you heard? She f***ed the bucket last Friday during Corrie".

Unfortunately I haven't been able to use it recently as no one I know has died.

 

[ezmally]

One that really really pees me off is when the Aussies start every reply to a question with "aawwww look"
But love the saying "crock of shit"

 

[The Rivet]

I support 'if it ain't broke, dont fix it!'..........

 

[Hatman1234]

When someone is leaving, I quite often say "thanks for popping in". Even if they've been with me all day.

I do this at work, in pubs, in life generally.

I am sorry, but are you some kind of escort?

 

[Acker79]

Hasa Diga Eedowai