Your favourite saying ?

[Mortdecai]

If you are looking for sympathy you will find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

 

[ForestRowSeagull]

That would f*** me RIGHT off

It fucks me off too ! Serves me right for spending too much time on twitter !

 

[C1 BHA]

Here's one I don't like......
People saying 'can I get?' followed by whatever it is they're after

 

[Gwm]

I also like the classics the wrong way round

Such as

Is the pope Jewish ? When then the answer is no !

Or

Lamb dressed as mutton !

 

[Meade's Ball]

I tend to say "oh f***-knuckles" when suddenly disappointed or reading bad news. And "heavens to murgatroid" when surprised.

 

[Noldi]

One of my older ones was "Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick" but as I spent the last decade working overseas I have heard some when translated are quite funny.

You dont feed the pigs jam (or cherries) = Dont give somebody whos a twat anything nice

Farmer always milks his favorite cow = Manger always asks his favorite workers to do all the work.

But the best one from a German was some thing like this "Was der Krupp in Essen ist, das sind wir im Trinken" meaning Krupp the very Big engineering company in Essen are the mother of all companys and thats what we are in drinking, Basically piss heads.

Noldi

 

[Max Paper]

I also like the classics the wrong way round

Such as

Is the pope Jewish ? When then the aEnswer is no !


Or

Lamb dressed as mutton !

My brothers mother in law is German and she once came out with 'you are barking up ze wrong ends of ze stick'

Classic

 

[Butch Willykins]

Im a big user of "Jog On"

 

[pauli cee]

Well at the end of the day, it is what it is. So at this moment in time, you can take it or leave it.

something exactly like that i reckon..

 

[Mackenzie]

'Little fishes taste sweet'............usually after my 16/1 certainty has been short headed and I've done it each way.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

something exactly like that i reckon..

I'm glad it made sense to you Paul, as I haven't got the faintest idea what I was going on about tbh. I blame an extended 'Happy Hour' & coming home to switch my computer on.

 

[pauli cee]

I'm glad it made sense to you Paul, as I haven't got the faintest idea what I was going on about tbh. I blame an extended 'Happy Hour' & coming home to switch my computer on.

haha, good work!

 

[Nibble]

You can't make a silk purse out of a cow's (unt.

 

[southasp]

"give me strength" use it daily several times

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

When someone complains that something is unfair..'in the words of the great Esther Rantzen-"Thats Life!"

 

[Art Vs Science]

Face like a Blistered Piss Pot

 

[Nibble]

He looked at me like I'd walked into his house on Christmas Day and pissed on his kids.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Bob's your uncle

Robert is a relation of yours

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Christ on a bike

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

How are you feeling? Tickety Boo or Not So Pucker?