Write your own Sun World Cup headline

[Lady Whistledown]

With the World Cup coming up, the Sun must be eagerly sharpening their crayons at the thought of coming up with some suitably jingoistic headlines. Especially those which can dredge up some old war stereotypes and Dad's Army cliches.

Get your creative hats on to come up with some appropriate headlines for all outcomes (the more jingoistic and Little Englander, the better, excruciating puns welcome)



Tobag-Oh! Dire England Crash To Calypso Kings

Swede Success For Sven's Boys

Parag-Why? Crouch In Shock Start For Crunch Clash

 

[Napper]

Krautt the world cup
McCoist refines his Bra-skill

 

[Tooting Gull]

On the prose front, I'll be looking for: "Germany sliced through the Poland defence like a Panzer division."

 

[Barrel of Fun]

G&T scuppers game plan for T&T
England players spotted in bar hour before opening game.

Traitors to the crown
England fail to beat Sweden.

Paratroops surrender
South American battlers, neighbours of Argentina, shot down by Sven's England.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Goose Stepping On Together.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Show Me The Way Togo Home- African Minnows Out At Group Stage

 

[Tooting Gull]

Voodoo you think you are kidding Mr Klinsmann - Togo dump out hosts

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ivory Toast! Cheating Argies Sunk By Drogba Missile

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Voodoo you think you are kidding Mr Klinsmann - Togo dump out hosts

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Carry on up the Kaiser - Germany win world cup

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ukraine And Spain Are Mainly On The Plane (Home)

 

[Uncle Buck]

*Insert Team* hopes go down the Rhine.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Iran's secret weapon unleashed on the hapless Portugal.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Poles march on Germany

 

[smudge]

Sven is a cock

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ghana prove to be a banana skin in group E.

 

[Tooting Gull]

It's war - Angola battle cry to Iran

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ghana prove to be a banana skin in group E.

So the headline is...

GHANA-SKIN.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Mexicans Wave Goodbye To Iran Hopes

 

[Redhead]

CR-OUCH!!! - Peter Crouch scuppered Englands best chance by knocking himself out on the cross bar in an otherwise uneventful nil nil drawn with Trinadad & Tobago.