- Jul 7, 2003
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With the World Cup coming up, the Sun must be eagerly sharpening their crayons at the thought of coming up with some suitably jingoistic headlines. Especially those which can dredge up some old war stereotypes and Dad's Army cliches.
Get your creative hats on to come up with some appropriate headlines for all outcomes (the more jingoistic and Little Englander, the better, excruciating puns welcome)
Tobag-Oh! Dire England Crash To Calypso Kings
Swede Success For Sven's Boys
Parag-Why? Crouch In Shock Start For Crunch Clash
Get your creative hats on to come up with some appropriate headlines for all outcomes (the more jingoistic and Little Englander, the better, excruciating puns welcome)
Tobag-Oh! Dire England Crash To Calypso Kings
Swede Success For Sven's Boys
Parag-Why? Crouch In Shock Start For Crunch Clash