Worst NEWBIES ever?

[Mowgli]

Maybe we are crap Lokki, i should stop posting utter drivel and post lots of pics of tits and starting thread on the things that REALLY matter.

Who cares about the Albion or the Blooms? Maybe I'll start a thread on what is NSC's favorite midnight snack as that's the kind of thing that really matters!

 

[Albalbion]

more multiple smilies, but then it does get me another post :yahoo:

 

[Cassive Mock]

Maybe we are crap Lokki, i should stop posting utter drivel and post lots of pics of tits and starting thread on the things that REALLY matter.

Who cares about the Albion or the Blooms? Maybe I'll start a thread on what is NSC's favorite midnight snack as that's the kind of thing that really matters!

I only come on here for the tits!!!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I only come on here for the tits!!!!

Tits as in ladies breasts? Or what you could describe some of our posters?

If its GRUMBLE you want then NSP all the way.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Whatever happened to Golden Graham?

 

[Stoo82]

How long to you have to be registerd, or how many post do you have to have made before you become an oldie?

 

[Cassive Mock]

Tits as in ladies breasts? Or what you could describe some of our posters?

If its GRUMBLE you want then NSP all the way.

Its definatley the norks I like more than the posters.

 

[Easy 10]

I think there should be a sub-section on the board where every potential newbie should have to submit a 400 word thesis on what it is they feel they can bring to NSC. Bozza could set each one up as a poll, and we then vote on who we allow to be let loose on The Big Board with full posting rights. They then have a 2 week trial and if they prove to be a worthwhile member, then they can have the use of smilies as well.

These things should be VETTED.

 

[Stoo82]

I think there should be a sub-section on the board where every potential newbie should have to submit a 400 word thesis on what it is they feel they can bring to NSC. Bozza could set each one up as a poll, and we then vote on who we allow to be let loose on The Big Board with full posting rights. They then have a 2 week trial and if they prove to be a worthwhile member, then they can have the use of smilies as well.

These things should be VETTED.

Good idea.

Although, as this is a new idea, everyone who wants to continue as a member must submit said 400 word essay. Because in this new board your creating, everone will be a newbie.

 

[Mendoza]

If they feel no emotional attachment to Bruce the Budgie, then they should not be allowed to post

 

[Golden Graham]

Whatever happened to Golden Graham?

Been busy roaring through Dullards wife

 

[Easy 10]

If they feel no emotional attachment to Bruce the Budgie, then they should not be allowed to post

Difficult one to measure though. And anyway, he was a COCKATIEL, so I guess thats your posting rights out the window already

(much like Brucie.....*sniff*)

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Or the customer service at Shoreham Woolworths...

 

[csider]

 

[wag chaser]

I am a newbie myself.Not as a supporter cause have followed club near on
40 years, been to about 60 different away grounds including le havre and
Athlone. Its just it has taken me this long to suss out how to work this poxy
computer and log on to nsc so be gentle with us virgins

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

That Pot Noodles is a right twat as well.

 

[Uncle Buck]

That Pot Noodles is a right twat as well.

Stan Miguel is alright though.

 

[Dullard433]

What a load of rubbish.

I feel the new posters have a valuable role to play in the development of the board.

Good on them I say

 

[sam86]

Isn't this why we never use our real names?

Shit.

 

[Monkey Man]

"Newbies"? Such a quaint term.

Haven't heard it used since the early days of the internet, when the only people who used it were whey-faced loners who were rather too earnest about their new digital world, lived with their mums and wore synthetic fibres.

They occasionally escaped their perpetual inferiority complex by using words like "newbies" to describe people who were about six months behind them in using the net. The rest of us soon worked out it was no big deal, anyone could go online and find what they wanted, and the bubble burst.

"Newbies" indeed. Ah, takes me back.