Worst food you've ever eaten.

[The Large One]

Broccoli.

Any broccoli.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

an unwashed fanny.

 

[bhaexpress]

an unwashed fanny.

You wish ......

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Definitely the squid and chips I ordered in Cuba. The squid was barely cooked, whole and, well, very translucent and squid looking. It looked like the chef had fished out the harbour the minute before.

The chips were okay though.

LC rememeber this? I think it was in the Valencia.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Roquefort cheese is a more recent horror for me. It manages to combine "cadaver" and "rancid socks" in one single, vile, taste.

What? This is the best cheese in the world. FACT!

 

[fire&skill]

Black pudding pizza in Ireland

Sausage type thing in a French service station; smelt and tasted of urine. Think it might've been a horse's penis.

 

[jcdenton08]

Black pudding pizza in Ireland

Why would you knowingly order that?!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Anything on the menu they served me at the Princess Royal Hospital for the week I was there a few years ago.

Food isn't up to much at the Royal Sussex either. Having come round to discover they had entered my stomach into some sort of "biggest operation scar in the world" competition, I was told I was on a "light diet". Which was interpreted as a Cornish pasty that had clearly done several rounds, two large scoops of Smash and a lake of (cheapo brand) beans. Not surprisingly it went untouched and the only "light" part of things was me when I left hospital.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You wish ......

you reckon ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What? This is the best cheese in the world. FACT!

Correct.

There is a nice slab of it in the kitchen at Bracknell Towers. At least I hope there is. If it's been buried at the bottom of the garden, questions will be asked. Or worse.

 

[Chief Wiggum]

Andouillette - affectionately known as 'shit pipe sausage'. Basically a sausage made of pigs lower intestine with a tripe filling. Trouble is it still whiffs strongly of shit - even though it's been thoroughly cleaned.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Black pudding pizza in Ireland

woah

that sounds so bad it's good

 

[The Large One]

Correct.

There is a nice slab of it in the kitchen at Bracknell Towers. At least I hope there is. If it's been buried at the bottom of the garden, questions will be asked. Or worse.

In what form - with split infinitives? Prepositional phrases at the beginning or end of the interrogative statement? Complete sentences?

 

[bhaexpress]

you reckon ?

In your case yes.

 

[Gully]

Sea urchin in Thailand, it was just a small sliver of something brown that looked like cod roe...yet it tasted absolutely vile, not much return when you consider the size of the urchin and effort in harvesting the bloody things, but to the Thais it is a delicacy.

 

[CoCoa]

fray bentos tinned pie

 

[empire]

bombay duck

 

[jcdenton08]

bombay duck

Absolutely loved bombay duck until they bloody banned it

 

[Jahooli]

The school bully's bogies...

not really, doesn't count cos it's not food nor is it true.
I did get flobbed at though and some got in my mouth, I felt utterly sickened but wasn't sick.

Oh and my son puked up in my mouth once (posseting) that was food when it went in his mouth but I'm not sure whether it counts when regugitated.

 

[vegster]

I once saw a prog on the telly which showed a "great delicacy" in Korea or nearby. This was a variety of seaweed collected from the shore which is then put in to earthenware jars and sealed then buried for a few years. The stuff is dug up in sequence and then the now rotten seaweed is devoured with great gusto !.. yuk !

On a personal note, I saw REM at the Rosebowl last year and tried the " Fish and Chips " from a van there.. absolutely dire I had one bite of the fish and tried to eat the chips but it was utterly inedible and I threw it all straight in to the bin..