Worst film of ALL time

[Collar Feeler]

This review sums Spielberg up for me.


Spielberg's historical films are tricky as often he seems to rewrite history according to his personal political agenda, or over-simplify the politics with rhetoric. Munich is no exception. While beautifully cast and crafted – including spot on, appropriately shocking violence – there didn't seem much point to it all. Perhaps some will find it brave his decision to represent both the Palestinian and Israeli sides of the argument (read 'balance'), or to show Bana's Avner as a moral hero trapped in an immoral situation (read 'hero'). But ultimately, once all was said and done, it seemed a lightweight, insipid exercise, not a complex contemporary polemic on the terrorism/retaliation cycle, it in spite of reaching for more.

If he'd written that review and not lifted it from another website:

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/s1558197.htm

 

[Tooting Gull]

These things aren't important in today's world. Feel the ecumenical love.

 

[Nibble]

If he'd written that review and not lifted it from another website:

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/s1558197.htm

Yes, dumbass. Note the line at the top before I pasted the review. It says This review sums spielberg up for me. Are you this thick all the time?

 

[Collar Feeler]

Yes, dumbass. Note the line at the top before I pasted the review. It says This review sums spielberg up for me. Are you this thick all the time?

Hehe, big fat juicy worm on a hook!

 

[Oscar]

ET is all about Jesus!? Where's the bit in the bible where he turns white like an old cat poo and lies in a ditch? And I might be wrong but I'm pretty damn sure the disciples didn't have BMX bikes. I think they barely had Grifters back then.

Also, not only is Spielberg a jew but he also has a beard and often wears a cap.

 

[Nibble]

If he'd written that review and not lifted it from another website:

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/film/s1558197.htm

i hope you pay more atention to detail when you are at work you numbskull.

 

[Nibble]

Hehe, big fat juicy worm on a hook!

Oh I see, trying to cover up your lack of attention by trying to make someone else to blame. Sounds like a copper to me.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Alexander...

Dreadful..most Oirish actors could not disguise their accents!

 

[Collar Feeler]

i hope you pay more atention to detail when you are at work you numbskull.

 

[Simster]

this thread just gets better in so many ways.

 

[Nibble]

what are you doing? You made yourself look like a fool and now you are trying to say you knew what you were doing all along. Go away, f***ing pathetic. I suppose a copper is unlikely to admit their mistake though eh?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Has anyone seen "Wimbledon"? Was that as GASH as it looked?

Quite liked it actually except for the bit filmed in Brighton where they showed on old tennis court which was ACTUALLY remains of the funfair by the Volks Railway where I spent most of my childhood.

 

[Buttinhams]

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[hans kraay fan club]

Wimbledon had Kirtsen Dunst in a short white tennis skirt, which alone means that it can't be rated amongst the WORST films ever.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Wimbledon had Kirtsen Dunst in a short white tennis skirt, which alone means that it can't be rated amongst the WORST films ever.

My thinking exactly.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I thought Wimbledon was quite good when I watched, on reflection I was probably just in lust with Kirsten's bum which made it seem half decent.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Blimey, I'd never thought about it before Gareth! I feel so stupid now, I'd certainly never noticed these similaries to the story of Jesus Christ.
The other clever thing is how the kids cry and weep and that at the end but in their heart of hearts they're just so happy because they know he's going to a better place. That's a bit like Christ as well isn't it?

It has taken someone as clever as you to point out these similarities and I can now really see why you see Spielberg as a true genius. Great work Gareth, great work.

Take the piss if you want but I can guarantee it had not occured to 90% of the people who watch the film, no doubt you also recognised the poster reference as well, not much gets past you does it clever boy

 

[Les Biehn]

Take the piss if you want but I can guarantee it had not occured to 90% of the people who watch the film, no doubt you also recognised the poster reference as well, not much gets past you does it clever boy

You still haven't answered my Jew conundrum.

 

[Nibble]

Perhaps it is just that no-one gives a crap?

 

[Nibble]

US - Defend that!