Women - where do you poo?

[Gritt23]

My wife will ONLY poo at home, and her parents home, "because that used to be home".

She has tremendous bowels control and can go days without pooing if she needs to, whereas I get the urge and sometimes have to be seated and releasing within a few minutes.

I've joked about her obsession with the "home" toilet for years, and she has always maintained "it's a woman" thing. She somehow brings this up in conversation with her female friends and the vast majority seem to share her view. But I'm not buying it, surely they are just humouring her.

But I throw it out to you NSC ladies out there. Is it a woman thing, or is my wife just peculiar?

 

[surrey jim]

I'm a bloke and just want to vote to see the result.

 

[Da Man Clay]

ha ha ha, 7 people have voted and they are all blokes!

 

[British Bulldog]

She's not the only one because Mrs Bulldog only ever has a dump at home which is bad news for the rest of the Bulldog residents!

 

[Hungry Joe]

I voted but I don't think we're getting anywhere.

 

[Race]

But I throw it out to you NSC ladies out there. Is it a woman thing, or is my wife just peculiar?

Absolutely NOT! I find it totally not normal that Tank can go anytime, any place anywhere and doesnt care who is outside the door lurking about and listening!!

 

[bhafc99]

I've only come across this syndrome once, but it was astonishing.

Went on holiday to Corfu with a girl called Angela, who declined to take a dump the whole week we there because she could 'only ever go on her home toilet'.

Perhaps I should have taken her up the arse to get her to unclench for once, but sadly she wasn't that kind of girl either.

 

[Trish]

I've never given the subject much thought, but now you mention it I only go at home or at my sister's (used to be my mum's) place.

 

[Napper]

15 Blokes wanting to see the result and no women voted.

My Mrs is the same , although she likes to not talk about it her bowel function. Also In over 5 years of knowing here , Im yet to hear her fart ?
I used to hold mine in for the first few months, but once the first one slipped out It was a slippery slope.
I now find myself pushing and wafting with regular ease

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Re: Re: Women - where do you poo?

Absolutely NOT! I find it totally not normal that Tank can go anytime, any place anywhere and doesnt care who is outside the door lurking about and listening!!

Ditto!

 

[nail-Z]

Women poo?

 

[Silent Bob]

Women poo?

Nah, must be some mistake...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I have to say that if by some horror I have to use a public loo I only do so if I think the other cubicles are empty. If someone comes into a neighbouring trap whilst I'm in mid use I stop what I'm doing and put my fingers in my ears. I find the sound of another man at his business completely repulsive and presume they feel the same.
How do I vote ?

I fact I don't care, I voted yes.

Euurgh Its simply not right.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Same with my colleague, she refuses to poo at work, only at home.

 

[Gritt23]

Re: Re: Women - where do you poo?

Absolutely NOT! I find it totally not normal that Tank can go anytime, any place anywhere and doesnt care who is outside the door lurking about and listening!!

Ann-Marie is that you? What are you doing pretending to be married to a Brighton player?



That's EXACTLY what she would say. She's not alone in this? My god I'm amazed.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

My Mrs too. Won't countenance it outside our own house. The fact that we've only lived there since February, and before that it wasn't our house, seems to have escaped her.....

 

[Gritt23]

I used to hold mine in for the first few months, but once the first one slipped out It was a slippery slope.
I now find myself pushing and wafting with regular ease

You held them in for months? I assume you would sneak off and let rip out of earshot, and did that for months.

I was like that at the start of our relationship. She honestly thought I had a bladder problem as I would keep going to the toilet when we were out together, when really I was just going in there to let rip.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

nealy 86% are interested in where women poo, typical nsc

 

[NMH]

I had a girlfriend who I overheard telling her mate that she couldn't even piss in my place because she didn't want me hearing her!
This despite the fact that I knew her every nook and cranny rather intimately.

She was only 16 though

 

[Trufflehound]

I once met an english woman in India who hadn't pooed for a fortnight.

Very impressive at first, until you realised it was damaging her kidneys and making her ill...