Women.. The most dangerous think to a Man

[Whitterz]

If said woman is fitter than your wife i advise you shag her. BUT DO NOT LET THE WIFE FIND OUT.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I think we could all do with some advice Stan.

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

Affairs can be physical or non physical. May be a non physical affair is more of an inappropriate friendship where your Wife or Husband would be far from amused if they found out. In this case I am doing the honorable thing and putting a stop to it before it gets out of control.

 

[Easy 10]

Is it her SISTER ?

Thats always a favourite to cause a bit of a rift.

 

[stan miguell]

sounds like its already gone to far so you migt as well slip her one up the tradesmens if the missus is gonna find out anyways.

tell you what fella. what about suggesting a thresome and that way yuo get to keep yuor marrige to.

 

[seagull_special]

man - I have been having a non -physical affair

woman omg - what do you mean? have you...... have you spoken to another woman or are we talking about a mental affair - where you imagined having sex with her

man - well everytime I have sex with you I imagine its her but I have ended it

Woman - what you are never going to think about her again or never speak to her again

man - ehhhhhh! can we just pretend we never had this conversation

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

Is it her SISTER ?

Thats always a favourite to cause a bit of a rift.

Her sister is quite fit but after having 5 children I should think it would be like shagging a bucket.

 

[stan miguell]

Her sister is quite fit but after having 5 children I should think it would be like shagging a bucket.

nothin wrong wiv a fanny like a ripped coalmans pocket fella. my missus has got a f***ing huge vag. looks more like the underside of an octopuss but she just wraps one of them dildos to me old fella wiv an elastic band and shes happy as larry.

 

[stan miguell]

Her sister is quite fit but after having 5 children I should think it would be like shagging a bucket.

nothin wrong wiv a fanny like a ripped coalmans pocket fella. my missus has got a f***ing huge vag. looks more like the underside of an octopuss but she just wraps one of them dildos to me old fella wiv an elastic band and shes happy as larry.

 

[Easy 10]

Her sister is quite fit but after having 5 children I should think it would be like shagging a bucket.

Hmmm, yes. Her minky will be like a hippos maw by now

 

[stan miguell]

how come thats gone on hear twice? bleedin havin bunches of bananas for fingers probly.

 

[Lokki 7]

Why do these heavenly creatures have the power to get in side our heads and really f*** us up emotionally?

Man up a bit FFS.

f***ing newbies.

 

[Monkster]

nothin wrong wiv a fanny like a ripped coalmans pocket fella. my missus has got a f***ing huge vag. looks more like the underside of an octopuss but she just wraps one of them dildos to me old fella wiv an elastic band and shes happy as larry.

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

she just wraps one of them dildos to me old fella wiv an elastic band and shes happy as larry.

What a waste, ask her to stick up yr back bottie, much nicer!

 

[Don Quixote]

In terms of the "fitter sister" you must always make sure you get the fitter one before hand. Or make sure she is an only child. Also make sure her MUM is not a MILF. Athough it depends on how old you are. If you are my age, well, just make sure the mum is UGLY since she will be gagging for it.

 

[Don Quixote]

Hmmm, yes. Her minky will be like a hippos maw by now

Hiddeous.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

On a more serious note, women seem completely oblivious to the effect they can have on a bloke.

 

[Easy 10]

....bit offputting.

 

[Taybha]

some of you lot need help yanno. And Stan have you considerd a career in counciling ?

 

[Don Quixote]

....bit offputting.

oi oi, wouldn't say no.