SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
One of the no, nos for an illegal is to draw attention to yourself. Believe me it's no laughing matter if your are legally married to a long term non EEC partner (this includes Americans, Canadians and Antipodeans). The Immigration people are more than up to speed with fake marriages.
More than up to speed is an understatement... I know it will be a surprise to many but the hoops that non-EU nationals have to go through even when married with kids to EU nationls for many years is ridiculous.
Although my wife had a unlimited residence visa when she lived in the UK, next year she will have to apply for a visa again and then stand in the two mile long non-EU queues while her husband and children waltz through the UK channel. If we wereen't married it would be MUCH worse.
In many ways in an international society, marriage conveys on your priveliges that would otherwise be denied you.