Why the HELL is the joke thread locked?

[Withdean Wanderer]

Which retarded moderator is at it tonight?

A common form of getting over the feeling of sadness from tragic events is to have jokes go around about it.

This board will be FLOODED with them tomorrow, might as well have them on one thread rather than clogging up the tribute ones.


I know a LOT of people on here think i'm a wanker, but you'll find the majority agree with me on this one. You haven't got a f***ing clue what you're doing.

 

[Gav1901]

why do you think its banned, making jokes about somebody who is dead ? yeah thats really funny mate how would you like it if we started making joke about you when your dead ay ? f***ing retard

 

[Ecosse Exile]

agreed, freedom of speech ring any bells

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

why do you think its banned, making jokes about somebody who is dead ? yeah thats really funny mate how would you like it if we started making joke about you when your dead ay ? f***ing retard

Yeah. You tell him. There's only one thing worse than telling jokes about dead weirdo paedophile popstars that no-one really gives two shits about and that's mocking people who are mentally deficient.



I'm adding the jester thingy as I suspect that heavily-laden irony isn't your bag. Just a guess.

 

[Gav1901]

Yeah. You tell him. There's only one thing worse than telling jokes about dead weirdo paedophile popstars that no-one really gives two shits about and that's mocking people who are mentally deficient.



I'm adding the jester thingy as I suspect that heavily-laden irony isn't your bag. Just a guess.

obviously people give a shit about him otherwise they wouldnt be posting threads about him

 

[Gerbil]

why do you think its banned, making jokes about somebody who is dead ? yeah thats really funny mate how would you like it if we started making joke about you when your dead ay ? f***ing retard

Gav,chill out mate.It always happens when someone dies don't it? None of us knew him and by tomorrow you'll have dozens of texts with jokes anyway.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

im agreeing with WW by the way.

 

[Gav1901]

Gav,chill out mate.It always happens when someone dies don't it? None of us knew him and by tomorrow you'll have dozens of texts with jokes anyway.

Bit early to start making jokes though really aint it

 

[defrocked priest]

why do you think its banned, making jokes about somebody who is dead ? yeah thats really funny mate how would you like it if we started making joke about you when your dead ay ? f***ing retard

I think WW would want his mates and those who knew him to make fun at his expense on the day of his funeral.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Bit early to start making jokes though really aint it

I dont think anyone on here is starting the jokes, they are just posting the ones that are also (co-incidently!) appearing on every other busy forum in the world.

 

[Gerbil]

Bit early to start making jokes though really aint it

It happens mate,no point letting it wind you up.

 

[Gav1901]

It happens mate,no point letting it wind you up.

oh well , life aint it, but still doesnt make a difference i still think WW will always be a twat

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

obviously people give a shit about him otherwise they wouldnt be posting threads about him

Correction. SOME people give a shit. Others don't. Hence the joke thread.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

I did think of a couple of crap jokes but they both need a bit of work before I tell 'em.

 

[middletoenail]

If you dont like it then why open the thread if its going to offend you?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

If you dont like it then why open the thread if its going to offend you?

Evidently the title 'Michael Jackson jokes' doesn't give away enough about what the thread is about....

 

[looney]

Apparently initial reports suggest that he choked on a small bone.

 

[looney]

Jackson fell from his yatch but could not make it to the shore. He was found breathlessly clinging to a buoy"

"Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon, and the other one's dead."

"What is the difference between a Disney film and MJ? A Disney film can still touch your children."

 

[looney]

I heard instead of cremating him, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Lego so that kids can play with him for a change.

 

[The Ringleader]

oh well , life aint it, but still doesnt make a difference i still think WW will always be a twat

What WW is a twat for not wearing rose tinted glasses like most people on here, or is it cos he likes and dislikes different things to you?

and if we made jokes about WW dying i doubt he would care seeming how would be dead and wouldn't be able to read them

One last point if Jacko wasn't famous would you be upset that he was dead? No he is no different to anyone else on this planet he has one life end of.