Who's the bigger TWAT?

[CHAPPERS]

Need eyes in the back of your head to keep the high-posting ginger ponce at bay.

I love you Alan.

 

[The Large One]

Haha-that was before I found out she forgot to mention she was 14!

Got you worried. One of the others was 14. She is 16. She was the one with dark hair selling raffle tickets at the quiz night.

 

[The Large One]

I love you Alan.

The feeling's mutating.

 

[fatboy]

Got you worried. One of the others was 14. She is 16. She was the one with dark hair selling raffle tickets at the quiz night.

The one I was talking to said she was 17. Far too young for me anyway.

Think she had a big nose too.

 

[Raphael Meade]

Got you worried. One of the others was 14. She is 16. She was the one with dark hair selling raffle tickets at the quiz night.

i remember thinking she was rather NICE. does she come to brighton games ALAN?

 

[The Large One]

The one I was talking to said she was 17. Far too young for me anyway.

Think she had a big nose too.

17, my arse. Sucker. If you are talking about the Christmas Party, they were 14-16. If you are talking about the quiz night, the one with the big nose was Daisy, my partner. She's blonde and 47.

Beatrice does NOT have a big nose. It's a bit a ski-jump nose, really.

 

[fatboy]

Beatrice?!?!?!?!?!

It was the thing at the Concorde, didn't see any girls at the K&Q.

had enough of girls with big noses, no chin etc etc anyway!

 

[The Large One]

i remember thinking she was rather NICE. does she come to brighton games ALAN?

No, she hates football. But loves going to gigs, especially at the Concorde.

Here's ONE picture. And it's not the most flattering. She is squinting in the sunlight. She is actually much prettier than this...

 

[CHAPPERS]

*keeps quiet*

 

[Raphael Meade]

Here's ONE picture. And it's not the most flattering. She is squinting in the sunlight. She is actually much prettier than this...

thats the lass.. and with no disrespect intended, she did indeed look a lot prettier at the 40 notes events..

must remember to definetly attend the next event you organise

(sorry STEVEN, looks like i'm going to ALANS party now..)

 

[fatboy]

Don't think that was the one I was speaking to.

 

[The Large One]

Don't think that was the one I was speaking to.

That confirms it. You were definitely talking to a 15-year-old Brighton & Hove High schoolgirl.

 

[Safeway]

Which one did LENNON get hold of then? She looked WELL young.

 

[fatboy]

That confirms it. You were definitely talking to a 15-year-old Brighton & Hove High schoolgirl.

Wicked!

 

[The Large One]

At the Concorde, or the K&Q, Safeway?

Concorde: Didn't see. But if it was one of them, Iwould point out that they were, and still are, VERY young.

K & Q: Come on, everyone knows the answer to that...

 

[The Large One]

Wicked!

...one of whom is apparently pregnant. But I didn't tell you that.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Concorde: Didn't see. But if it was one of them, Iwould point out that they were, and still are, VERY young.

I still would.

 

[Raphael Meade]

...one of whom is apparently pregnant. But I didn't tell you that.

RUMBLE!!! not again...

 

[fatboy]

...one of whom is apparently pregnant. But I didn't tell you that.

I'm not taking the blame for that one!

 

[Safeway]

You can't get pregnant from being bummed (FUMBLE likes to think he's shagging a MAN).

It was at the Concorde, Al. And she did look very young (though I definitely would).