Who will NEVER recieve a penny, of your hard earned cash...

[CHAPPERS]

I think ''f*** off'' is a pretty good response really, given the situation.

 

[mr sheen]

Given that it achieved what he wanted it to - they f***ed off - he could be judged to have handled it very well

 

[Elder for England]

The clientel in there can be very up their own arse too. I was in their one evening reading a paper and enjoying a pint when I left my table to go to the toilet. On my return, despite my bag, jacket, paper and pint on the table a girl was sitting there. I sat down and said Hello? She looked really annoyed and when I explained I was sat here she moodily walked off.

About ten mins later she was leaving with her boyfriend she turned to me and said "You should have given your table up, Me and my boyfriend can't eat now" I looked at her for a second and said the only words that I could think of "f*** off". She left to catch up with her boyfriend who came and leant over my table and asked what I had said to his hag.

I said "I told her to f*** off, and now I'd like you to f*** off!" he did, but not before the bar staff came over and caused a fuss, Jeeeeesus! I only came in for a quiet pint!

Really? What a stupid, selfish cow. I can't stand people like that!

 

[Stat Brother]

I have made the mistake of buying a bike from Evans in the past, terrible after sales service. My missis bought her bike after from Syds 2 Portland Road much better, would now use Rayments at Preston cirus, close and fantastic service.

Tell that to 'PC beardmylord', who basically said my opinions were worthless, and not as important, or as right, as his own.

 

[Nibble]

I think it's fair to say you didn't handle that very well though nipple.

The only thing that came into your head was "f*** off"?

Well, it was one of those moments where you think that there is so much wrong with what she is saying that I couldn't begin to explain so f*** off seemed the best way to get them away from so I could continue to enjoy my pint and paper! It did the trick!

 

[Nibble]

I think ''f*** off'' is a pretty good response really, given the situation.

 

[Chicken Run]

The clientel in there can be very up their own arse too. I was in their one evening reading a paper and enjoying a pint when I left my table to go to the toilet. On my return, despite my bag, jacket, paper and pint on the table a girl was sitting there. I sat down and said Hello? She looked really annoyed and when I explained I was sat here she moodily walked off.

About ten mins later she was leaving with her boyfriend she turned to me and said "You should have given your table up, Me and my boyfriend can't eat now" I looked at her for a second and said the only words that I could think of "f*** off". She left to catch up with her boyfriend who came and leant over my table and asked what I had said to his hag.

I said "I told her to f*** off, and now I'd like you to f*** off!" he did, but not before the bar staff came over and caused a fuss, Jeeeeesus! I only came in for a quiet pint!

Yeh but the problem nibble was the 16 noisy ones before

 

[Nibble]

Yeh but the problem nibble was the 16 noisy ones before

She had probably only asked me the time!

 

[Chicken Run]

She had probably only asked me the time!

or would you like to f*** me and my sister while my b/f watches

 

[Elder for England]

Yeh but the problem nibble was the 16 noisy ones before

I don't get it?

 

[Nibble]

I don't get it?

I was having a quiet pint, he said it was the 16 noisy pints before that were the problem. It is a play on the old "I'm popping out for a quiet pint...followed by 16 very noisy ones".

Either way, the girl was a selfish mare.

 

[bigc]

I was having a quiet pint, he said it was the 16 noisy pints before that were the problem. It is a play on the old "I'm popping out for a quiet pint...followed by 16 very noisy ones".

Either way, the girl was a selfish mare.

Open House summed up....to a tee!

I went to a pub in Brighton last night where some stupid (white)twat with an afro tried to tell me to be more supportive of england because I was criticising Lampard before the game.

I felt like saying, who are you to criticise me, you probably only watch football for the England games and then churn out your over-patrotic support regardless, now piss off and leave me to my opinion.

I didn't, but I was tempted.

 

[Stat Brother]

Nibble - I don't suppose the bird in question was my sister?
So far up herself she's almost inside out, it certainly sounds like the sort of 'me me me' world she lives in.

If so, well done.

 

[Easy 10]

Nibble sounds quite hard. I'm impressed with the way he dealt with that situation.

 

[Elder for England]

I was having a quiet pint, he said it was the 16 noisy pints before that were the problem. It is a play on the old "I'm popping out for a quiet pint...followed by 16 very noisy ones".

Either way, the girl was a selfish mare.

ooh I see, thanks for the pointing out.

 

[Nibble]

Nibble sounds quite hard. I'm impressed with the way he dealt with that situation.

It was only a girl and her daft rugger bugger boyfriend. But thanks!

 

[Nibble]

Nibble - I don't suppose the bird in question was my sister?
So far up herself she's almost inside out, it certainly sounds like the sort of 'me me me' world she lives in.

If so, well done.

f*** off

 

[Benny Seagull]

starbucks and the philip james partnership (once current contract runs out)

 

[Stat Brother]

f*** off

I couldn't be more different from my sister.

 

[bhaexpress]

I find it hard to give to charities. I worked for one a few years ago and their head office was a large mansion in at least 20 acres in a rather prime area of Haywards Heath. I might add that it was full of large rooms that would sometimes have one person in but it was mostly empty.

Why in the hell they needed these premises is beyond me as with the money they could have made if they sold it they could have done a lot of good with. I gather that a lot of charities are the same, Oxfam are alleged to only be able to give 47 pence out of a pound to the cause.