Who should be the next Pope ?

[Dandyman]

As the Pontiff shuffles closer to the end of his mortal coil, the question arises of who should be the next Capo di tutti capi of the Church of Rome. You now have the chance to beat the puffs of white smoke by voting for your choic eof God's vicar on earth...


1. Pete "Fatty Taxman" Canning

2. London Irish

3. Rev. Dr. Ian Paisley, MP

4. Some bigot in a skirt (other than 3)

5. Other (please state)

 

[sydney]

maradonna........certainly has the medical profile......

 

[Scoffers]

It HAS to be Canning. Life would be so much more fun.

 

[Titanic]

I think they should be brave and go for a woman pope - and preferably a lesbian.

 

[Biscuit]

Other: Biscuit.

 

[The Large One]

David Trimble.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Lesbian popeheads on mopeds.

 

[oldham gull]

Rev Ian Paisley.....about as much chance as proper snow in sussex!

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Mick McCarthy

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Is London Irish a Catholic?''

Doesn't really roll off the tongue does it?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Gerry Adams

 

[Bluejuice]

Michael Caine

 

[Hunting 784561]

Blimey. I had no idea that London Irish was a Catholic ?

But I really like the idea of Pope Rev. Ian Paisley

 

[Adams score 0]

Somebody called john

 

[tedebear]

Ricky Gervais

 

[pasty]

Pope Joke (old but still funny)

Little Johnny gets taken to the Vatican by his mum to see the Pope. On his walkabout, the Pope notices Johnny, but bends down and talks talks to another little boy, who was wearing a Pal@rse shirt.

Next day, the same thing happens, little Johnny is ignored by the Pope but the little boy in the Pal@rse shirt gets spoken to again.

On the third day, little Johnny goes out and against all his principles, buys a Pal@rse shirt. When the Pope comes round, he spots Little Johnny in his new shirt and makes a bee line for him. The Pope reaches him, kneels down and whispers into his ear.....
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Look Son, this is the third and last time I'm going to tell you. I f***ing hate Pal@rse so piss off!

 

[Uncle Buck]

It has to be Pope Peter of Canning.

Although they would run out of wine....

 

[Rangdo]

Got to be David Dickenson.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Madonna ... first female Pope!

 

[Indestructible Gull]

The taxman takes the lead with 33%, sound as a pound, mate.