Who should be the next Pope ?

[Uncle Buck]

The taxman takes the lead with 33%, sound as a pound, mate.

You've got lovely eyes....

 

[Indestructible Gull]

onion ring anyone?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor. We need a Brighton-supporting Pope, really.

And perhaps he'd put in an appearance at Lewes bonfire one year (an ACTUAL appearance I mean).

 

[Uncle Buck]

onion ring anyone?

I think we're alone now....

 

[looney]

May I nominate FG?

 

[zefarelly]

f***ing rock choppers

 

[Scoffers]

Ok, I'm gonna start my "Peter Canning for Pope" Campaign

Just think of the new commandments

"Thau Shalt Consistently fall asleep on trains after away matches, and miss you stop and end up in Chichester"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ok, I'm gonna start my "Peter Canning for Pope" Campaign

Just think of the new commandments

"Thau Shalt Consistently fall asleep on trains after away matches, and miss you stop and end up in Chichester"

What will be the Vaticans view if Pete becomes Pope on making a mattress wet due to 'sweating a lot in the night'?

 

[Chester Drawers]

PC...gets my vote .... Melrose Place anyone?

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

I voted for Pete.

He'd obviously do a good job, bearing in mind the occasion he could have got off the train in Brighton, but no, he had to stay on and meet his flock in Luton.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I voted for Pete.

He'd obviously do a good job, bearing in mind the occasion he could have got off the train in Brighton, but no, he had to stay on and meet his flock in Luton.

He made the first stop that night in Flitwick, then headed to do Mass in Luton.

 

[Scoffers]

I thought he's favourite was Hollyoaks!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Surely a better suggestion for Pope would be Yorkie?

 

[Scoffers]

Surely a better suggestion for Pope would be Yorkie?

ummmm, nah, Pete Canning, my No 1 choice

 

[Uncle Buck]

ummmm, nah, Pete Canning, my No 1 choice

Indeed, also after his antics in Poland, he should get the Polish vote. That 'backhander' to the local police force will have helped.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Clinton and The Pope were on the same flight and the plane crashed, killing both of them. Clinton was accidentally sent to heaven and The Pope was sent to hell. God realized the mistake 20 minutes later and transferred Bill to hell and The Pope to heaven. As they were crossing over they passed one another and The Pope said, "I'm sure glad they recognized the error, I was looking forward to meeting The Virgin Mary." Bill replied, while looking at his watch, "You just missed her about 15 minutes ago."

 

[Pavilionaire]

Dougall off Father Ted...

 

[Yorkie]

Surely a better suggestion for Pope would be Yorkie?

Wrong denomination


Bob Geldof

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Too close to call between these two...

 

[Braders]

Dougall off Father Ted...

yeah , got to be


Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there (WAV)

Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women


Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards together we'd get....Pat Mustard?
Dougal: D'you think the babies could be copying his style?
Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean.
Dougal: Yes.......well........er...y..well.......yes.
Ted: Do you?
Dougal: No.

Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.

Dougal: As if magic, I can create a big crowd of invisible ducks.

Dougal: A one-word film. There can't be too many of those. Salem's Lot?

Ted: Dougal, do we have any incense?
Dougal: (uncertainly) There was.. a spider in the bath the other night....