John Boy
Paul McShane
Braders7 said:yeah , got to be
Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there (WAV)
Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women
Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards together we'd get....Pat Mustard?
Dougal: D'you think the babies could be copying his style?
Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean.
Dougal: Yes.......well........er...y..well.......yes.
Ted: Do you?
Dougal: No.
Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.
Dougal: As if magic, I can create a big crowd of invisible ducks.
Dougal: A one-word film. There can't be too many of those. Salem's Lot?
Ted: Dougal, do we have any incense?
Dougal: (uncertainly) There was.. a spider in the bath the other night....
