Who Is Your Favourite HEAD MENTAL That Wanders The Streets of Brighton?

[Mendoza]

and what tales can you share with the class?

You must have been ASBO'd by this he/she in a wheelchair

Or helped this guy carry one of his 78 carrier bags near Brighton station

Or even bopped along to this ponytailed wonder on rollerboots on the seafront

 

[Titanic]

I'm fairly sure I've seen the middle one at Withdean.

 

[blue and white army]

The transsexual that lives around Western Road she's got a very deep voice

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The old guy who goes DISCO DANCING in various West Street night clubs. He often wears a crown.

 

[porkdog]

I always liked the guy who had his stereo on his arm blaring out the loudest music you are likely to hear. used to hang around trafalgar street / queens road area. he was a right freak

 

[Hunting 784561]

The two 'laydees' who run the RNLI shop at Brighton Marina.

Both are 6 foot tall, with big hands, Adams apples, and are built like brick privvys.

The tartan skirts and size 12 clarks sandals are a very nice touch though...

 

[Brian Fantana]

For my sins I once declined to assist the carrier bag man because I was in a hurry. I really enjoyed his response to my refusal. He said: "these bags are jammed packed full of centrefugal force and I don't think a mere mortal like yourself could handle that sort of terminal velocity." Quite brilliant use of the English language.

 

[ROSM]

wavey davey; the man who waves to bus drivers

 

[Mendoza]

For my sins I once declined to assist the carrier bag man because I was in a hurry. I really enjoyed his response to my refusal. He said: "these bags are jammed packed full of centrefugal force and I don't think a mere mortal like yourself could handle that sort of terminal velocity." Quite brilliant use of the English language.

he is very well spoken, he was walking past the pub I was in a couple of years back, and me and a few friends chipped in and bought him lunch. Think he was Oxford or Cambridge educated

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What about that guy who was listening to his stereo (Elvis?) outside the Western Front last year

 

[Taybha]

The he she thingy spends most of her his time in the tescos in boundry road. Would ya?

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

paul ince

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Shouldn't it be WANDERS

 

[Taybha]

Her mum the Black Widow lady a reet fooking loop

 

[Mendoza]

Shouldn't it be WANDERS

changed just for you

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

In fact WONDERS the streets of Brighton sounds quite cool come to think of it

 

[Taybha]

Btw got to ask did you just happen by these people or are they matchday travel companions?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The bloke who seems to spend is life walking to Ditchling beacon from Brighton and back.

Always wears a green snorkel parka done all the way up so his face is never seen and has a rucksack.

I used to see him marching along the grass verge along ditchling road all the time. The bloke wears the parka like that even in the middle of summer.

 

[itszamora]

The bloke who seems to spend is life walking to Ditchling beacon from Brighton and back.

Always wears a green snorkel parka done all the way up so his face is never seen and has a rucksack.

I used to see him marching along the grass verge along ditchling road all the time. The bloke wears the parka like that even in the middle of summer.

I was wondering why this guy hadn't got a mention yet. The dancing man in the nightclubs runs him close though.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

changed just for you

Keep it as it is. Poetry my sun, poetry