Who do you look like?

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Ive been told i look like this chap.....

 

[MasturbationTheMonkey]

Ive been told i have the groin area of a porn star

 

[Cian]

Ive been told i have the groin area of a porn star

Shaved and diseased?

 

[MasturbationTheMonkey]

Bit of both really - You really need to look beyond the disease i am a person to you know

 

[DTES]

Apparently I look just like:

Prince Harry. But not ginger.

 

[Northstander]

Caz in 10 years time....

I find her hot!! Well if she does look like that Im up for it!

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

I've been told that I look like Alan Shearer and Lenny Henry. How I can look like two people who look totally different from one another is a complete mystery to me.

Separated at birth:

Alan Shearer

Lenny Henry

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Two japanese tourists once asked me for my autograph at Sheffield Station because they thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

 

[Lush]

Two japanese tourists once asked me for my autograph at Sheffield Station because they thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

I'll leave the obvious reply for the NSP Boys in the morning....

 

[chips and gravy]

Apparently a cross between Jonathan Frakes (aka William Riker on Star Trek) and Ray Mears

 

[NMH]

Two japanese tourists once asked me for my autograph at Sheffield Station because they thought I was Jarvis Cocker.

'you sure they said the word 'Jarvis' ?

(the first obvious reply of the morning)

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

A few different people have told me I look like Frodo from Lord of the Rings. Either him or Toby McGuire from Spiderman.

or

I'm not convinced.

 

[RexCathedra]

Described by a student once as looking '...like a elderly Wookie. Think "Chewbacca at 60"'.

 

[Rambo]

Apparantly the one and only David Burrows.
Although, not sure i like this picture.

 

[Ratso2005]

My best comparison has been Matt Damon - though he is far prettier than I.

Middling was the young Mick Jagger.

Worst was the young Stephen Hendrie (when he & I had acne).

 

[Donny Osmond]

My brother reckons that I look like Donny!

But an old biddy stopped me in sainsburys thinking I was Tim

Could be worse I suppose.

 

[Trufflehound]

Surprisingly few Ian Dowie lookalikes so far...

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'll leave the obvious reply for the NSP Boys in the morning....

Just seen it.

But you ARE a Jarvis COCKER, Morris.

 

[binary]

I have been likened to Freddie Jacobsen, the golfer. Just wish I was the same standard of golfer and as rich!!

 

[Biscuit]

I look like Dan Harding apparently..