Which is the GAYEST curry?

[Paxton Dazo]

I'm not gunna' lie, i have a Chicken Korma

 

[jcdenton08]

A korma is the curry house equivalent of " a glass of white wine / fruit-based drink for the laydeez" and should never be touched by any bloke who claims to be straight.

White wine..? White wine is a QUALITY drink, and makes you better than people who exclusively drink SHIT lager like Carling or Stella.

Quality ale, quality wine, quality lager..

Nothing gay about white wine. White wine spritzers on the other hand :safeway2:

 

[Pavilionaire]

I take it you don't watch Al Murray then, JCD?

 

[Simster]

I'll tell you what is more gay than eating a korma (which are very tasty when done well, fyi) and that is ordering a really hot curry to trick people into thining you're all man and that.

I fear this post may have caused hove moron and inbred to refrain from posting on this thread.

 

[jcdenton08]

I take it you don't watch Al Murray then, JCD?

The bald twat who thinks comedy is doing the same routine every time he gets near a television camera? And by routine I mean lots of pointing and shouting and making SHIT clichés?

That guy?

 

[Icy Gull]

Biriani, it comes with a fried egg on the top

 

[Pavilionaire]

The bald twat who thinks comedy is doing the same routine every time he gets near a television camera? And by routine I mean lots of pointing and shouting and making SHIT clichés?

That guy?

So you like white wine but hate Al Murray? I'm guessing you're French...

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Beer for the MEN
Fruit based drinking for the Ladies & JC Denton :safeway2:

 

[jcdenton08]

Beer for the MEN
Fruit based drinking for the Ladies & JC Denton :safeway2:

Men? Aren't you still legally a minor?

 

[Badger]

Have you witnessed someone doing that? Or even met someone who'll admit to having done it? I'm always fascinated by the existence of that murky bit at the end of the menu.

Omelettes.

I have witnessed such an event, we had a squash club social at uni and my curry-hating friend ordered a steak. Unfortunately for him he made the fatal mistake of going to the bog when said steak arrived, so I fixed the situation by pouring some of my Madras sauce all over it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Beer for the MEN
Fruit based drinking for the Ladies & JC Denton :safeway2:

How can JC Denton be gay? He's a Blue Nun lover...

 

[jcdenton08]

I object to shit beer, i.e what the majority of pubs serve. Keep your scummy carlings and your flat Becks Viers.. I'll have a *proper* ale, served warm with bits in, or a decent Argentinian white

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Men? Aren't you still legally a minor?

Your only as old as you feel, therefore yes i am 18

How can JC Denton be gay? He's a Blue Nun lover...

Was only a joke, sorry.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I object to shit beer, i.e what the majority of pubs serve. Keep your scummy carlings and your flat Becks Viers.. I'll have a *proper* ale, served warm with bits in, or a decent Argentinian white

Bayer Leverkusen away - 0.2 litre glasses with the nicest lager your'll EVER have in it, dont give you a hangover and its pretty lethal stuff, espically when you get a free schhappes everytime you buy one. The Germans know how to live...best beer...best football grounds....

 

[Uncle Buck]

I remember the Taxman going into a curry house and not wanting a Kingfisher on the basis he thought it would be spicey.

 

[jcdenton08]

Bayer Leverkusen away - 0.2 litre glasses with the nicest lager your'll EVER have in it, dont give you a hangover and its pretty lethal stuff, espically when you get a free schhappes everytime you buy one. The Germans know how to live...best beer...best football grounds....

+1.

 

[keaton]

on a side note, i'd rather be French than someone who like Al Murray

 

[Pavilionaire]

on a side note, i'd rather be French than someone who like Al Murray

Back off, Brussels!

 

[Simster]

on a side note, i'd rather be French than someone who like Al Murray

Clearly correct. The French are OK with me, whereas Murray is unfunny toss.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What Keaton, Simster, and especially Paxton Dazo said. Plus French and German birds are irresistably LOVELY.