What's your OCD?

[Ernest]

I can't BEAR to have anything to do with Dick Tight in my HOUSE. I CUT out any pictures of HIM in programmes or PAPERS and if HE comes on the TV then I am PHYSICALLY sick.
I am not sure WHETHER this is OCD or a PHOBIA ?

 

[The Large One]

I can't BEAR to have anything to do with Dick Tight in my HOUSE. I CUT out any pictures of HIM in programmes or PAPERS and if HE comes on the TV then I am PHYSICALLY sick.
I am not sure WHETHER this is OCD or a PHOBIA ?

It's a FETISH.

 

[strings]

I can't BEAR to have anything to do with Dick Tight in my HOUSE. I CUT out any pictures of HIM in programmes or PAPERS and if HE comes on the TV then I am PHYSICALLY sick.
I am not sure WHETHER this is OCD or a PHOBIA ?

Is this because he ran you off the road when you were riding your tricycle to Withdean to lead the ARS protest against McGhee?

 

[CHAPPERS]

*awaits Richie Morris' entry to the thread*

 

[fire&skill]

When setting up tables in a committee room, they all have to have the grain running the same way and have to be perfectly aligned. No 'sticky out' corners.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

if HE comes on the TV then I am PHYSICALLY sick.

Does he often spray your idiot box with baby batter then Ernest?

 

[The Large One]

Weirdly enough, the very same conversation is going on in the office next door.

This one chap used to, until the age of 16, measure the distance from his pillows to the edge of his bed to ensure they were in the middle.

He can't have a newspaper/magazine rack as the paper wouldn't be straight.

He hates anything with tassles, as they don't hang straight.

 

[Acker79]

I can't stand newspapers being folded back on themselves. Tabloid or broadsheet.

 

[TonyBloomsPokerFace]

Buttons, the fastening type. Can bear wearing anything with buttons on it. No idea why, for some reason I just can't stand them. The worst are those pearlescent types.

 

[Perkino]

Where to begin?

The loo roll must come over the top of the loo roll holder
I can only use 2 complete squares on my bottom
Socks have to be worn in pairs
I can only eat sweets or chocolates or treats in multiples of 2
I cannot stand to have mud on me, so I no longer play 11 a-side only 5 a-side

 

[The Truth]

cant have dirty hands at all. i hate the feel of anything on my hands and need to wash them PDQ

Same here!! Even when i'm playing footy I can't stand mud on my hands, it drives me mad. I'm not even a clean freak, abit messy to be honest.

 

[Durlston]

Too many strange ones to mention on here as i'm so f***ing wierd but some times i sign up for all day internet browsing on my mobile. It has to be bang on the hour : '00). If there's a delay for some reason thanks to Orange and it's one minute past when i receive the receipt text i get really upset. I've screamed, cried and sworn in inappropriate places because of it. Mental twat i am.

 

[Bluejuice]

For as long as I can remember I've been entirely uncomfortable if the number of letters in a word or sentence isn't divisible by three

108 / 3 = 36

 

[Bluejuice]

I can't bear dirty dishes in the sink or lying about, so I spend a fair amount of time doing washing up of all of the friends I visit. That might be why I get invited round so regularly!
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Could you do Thursday?

(18 / 3 = 6)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I find I always have to back when Tommy Elphick trots over to H Block

 

[dougdeep]

What a lot of weirdos. I don't think I have any.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Could you do Thursday?

(18 / 3 = 6)

It does irritate some of my friends for a variety of reasons, but I have assured them that it is not a sleight on their cleanliness.

(105 / 3 = 35)

 

[Stevie Boy]

The mats in the bathroom always have to be square to the toilet and bath, when getting dressed always put my top on last and if i owe football shirts (which i have quite a few) they have to be named and numbered in the players style with players names

 

[Bluejuice]

It does irritate some of my friends for a variety of reasons, but I have assured them that it is not a sleight on their cleanliness.

(105 / 3 = 35)

Top work. It really is ever so satisfying

33 / 3 = 11

 

[Andrew]

Hate having the volume on anything on the number 13...