The Goon
Gully's Boy
Car radio and TV volume are always on a multiple of 5.
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What's your OCD?
- Thread starter magoo
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tonymgc
Banned
DVDs & cds in alphabetical order, If i walk into a house or shop with a doormat i have to wipe my feet four times.
Norman Potting
Well-known member
Correct, should be a law passed to govern it.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I am a serial tidier-upper, I cannot ABIDE a mess.
The front room must be spotless before I settle down to watch the tellybox. Likewise the back garden when I sit on the patio with a newspaper or whatever. No clutter. No junk. No mess. It makes me physically uncomfortable, and I have ALWAYS been the same, I don't think I was ever once told to tidy my room when I was a kid. It was already spotless.
Unfortunately, my kids don't have the same OCD as me in this respect.
The front room must be spotless before I settle down to watch the tellybox. Likewise the back garden when I sit on the patio with a newspaper or whatever. No clutter. No junk. No mess. It makes me physically uncomfortable, and I have ALWAYS been the same, I don't think I was ever once told to tidy my room when I was a kid. It was already spotless.
Unfortunately, my kids don't have the same OCD as me in this respect.
Taybha
Whalewhine
ive seen you many a time meandering up boundry road with your heart foundation plakky
Digweeds Trousers
New member
Similar to Easy - I CANNOT conceive taking a dump without reading material - or at least something to 'do' while on the pan.
In the flat I have specific reading material in the 'Me tolilet' - the missus has the en suite where I frankly spend NO time whatsoever.
When travelling on trains, at work, or at people's houses i will always ensure I have the mobile with me to facilitate a game of Solitaire, Texas Hold 'Em Poker or word games.
The very idea of having to take a dump and simply sit there while excreting makes me feel very ill at ease.
Sunday mornings in paticular.
Cafetiere full.
Newspaper to hand.
Goals on Sunday at a volume I can hear.
Door unlocked to enable me to push the door ajar to see the TV screen should The Albion or Albion related matters be discussed.
I am clearly a bit weird.
In the flat I have specific reading material in the 'Me tolilet' - the missus has the en suite where I frankly spend NO time whatsoever.
When travelling on trains, at work, or at people's houses i will always ensure I have the mobile with me to facilitate a game of Solitaire, Texas Hold 'Em Poker or word games.
The very idea of having to take a dump and simply sit there while excreting makes me feel very ill at ease.
Sunday mornings in paticular.
Cafetiere full.
Newspaper to hand.
Goals on Sunday at a volume I can hear.
Door unlocked to enable me to push the door ajar to see the TV screen should The Albion or Albion related matters be discussed.
I am clearly a bit weird.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
The iPod Touch is a GODSEND for dumpage. I can read the Telegraph on it, Facebook, Words With Friends, Angry Birds, or have a frame of snooker.
Sometimes my chuff goes cold waiting for the cleanup exercise as I become otherwise engaged.
Sometimes my chuff goes cold waiting for the cleanup exercise as I become otherwise engaged.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
After locking the front door to my abode, I have to sort of bump on the door with my right shoulder 3 times to satisfy the door is indeed locked. That's just for starters.. 
Austrian Gull
Well-known member
Right socks and shoes on first, every time.
Volume on TV must be an even number.
Eat pizzas on a circular basis - edge first then clockwise to middle. This really freaks people out.
Volume on TV must be an even number.
Eat pizzas on a circular basis - edge first then clockwise to middle. This really freaks people out.
Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,617
Last number on the digital alarm clock display must always be on an even number before one can sleep (10:44, 11:52 etc.)
The Large One
Who's Next?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
...and I never wear a matching pair of socks. NEVER.
The Large One
Who's Next?
That's not OCD. That's just NORMAL.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Oh good. Thankfully I have never played at a level of football that required me to wear matching socks. You could get away with it for cricket and hockey at Uni.
Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,617
I've done that for the last few months, possibly inspired by an earlier BOF post on this very board.
at night before i go to bed, i HAVE to check the telly's unplugged and the doors are locked....even though i KNOW ive checked them 10 minutes previously
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Hmm. I never unplug the telly. I just switch it off.