What's The Most Random Thing You've Seen in a Pub?

[Mendoza]

In honour of this being in Wetherspoons in Leeds yesterday...

although this is no way near as good as after we lost to Portugal in Euro2004 when there was a brawl in Walkabout between two stag nights - one lot dressed as pirates and the other lot dressed as superheroes

 

[Uncle Buck]

The Cardinal sober.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

A fire alarm Battery exiting the pub via the toilet window?

 

[bristolseagull]

Few years back, away to Carlisle, mental pissed retard doing an elvis impression.

 

[hart's shirt]

Stumpy Tim giving his autograph post REMF 1 to a rather drunk Ian Chapman.

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

few years ago working in norfok asoldier from the local base brought in a local slapper who kept uncrossing her legsinfront of all the locals everyboby was trying to do the quiz but because she had no knickers on most teams scores were pretty low TRUE STORY

 

[Nibble]

A Nubian.

 

[tedebear]

Years ago had to sit through a hairy bum stripper at the Inn on the Prom as one of the guys in Dirty Shoes was getting married...it was half time break in the Ant Hill Mob gig and they jumped up to do a song (as part of his stag do) and out she came...

It was the most bizarre/ugly/weird thing I've ever seen....

 

[mona]

1 The slow service in many Wetherspoons especially the one in pub desert Yeovil.

2 The Foresters in Saaafend.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Fanella Fielding.

Who walked in and announced very loudly, to no-one in particular, with that husky voice of hers ...

... "Christ! It's f***ing FREEZING out there".

 

[little al]

I once caused a train crash in a pub.

 

[Mackenzie]

A farmer bought in a white mole that he'd caught into our pub.

 

[NMH]

Years ago had to sit through a hairy bum stripper at the Inn on the Prom as one of the guys in Dirty Shoes was getting married...it was half time break in the Ant Hill Mob gig and they jumped up to do a song (as part of his stag do) and out she came...

It was the most bizarre/ugly/weird thing I've ever seen....

I've had a mate playing in that band.
I bet you are horrified.

 

[luke17]

I lump of fresh dogshit on the darts Oche in the Hollingbury to which a certain poster on here decided to take a sample of the occasion for keep sake on the sole of his trainer.

 

[hitony]

Back in about 80/81 we did a relief management stint for about 4 months in a pub called The Martello in Eastbourne, and one sunday night, there were a certain amount of "caravaning" people in the Public Bar....it was a funny night to be honest and no problems, well until the betting started, and one of the elder gents of the clan said he would bet anyone a tenner that he could balance ONE of his testicles on the top of a pint mug (the old style with dimples) he took on quite a few bets ............................ he proceeded to get his testicle out.........little did anyone know......he had the biggest hernia anyone had EVER seen !!!! needless to say he won all the bets........I dont suppose you would get away with that nowadays......that is without doubt one of the most random things i have ever seen............

 

[Fazz62]

Mendoza

Sad but true.

A bloke with learning difficulties having his woolen bobble hat set alight by the locals.

 

[Malcolm Millichip]

I know someone from Worthing who unscrewed the dartboard from the wall and shat on it at a BHA away game.

 

[Scotty Mac]

soiled underwear place strategically next to the toilet in a cubicle in which someone had quite clearly shit themselves was another strange one yesterday

 

[wigman]

I know someone from Worthing who unscrewed the dartboard from the wall and shat on it at a BHA away game.

Will davey!

 

[Malcolm Millichip]

Will davey!

Oy.............. no names. The code of silence and all that. lol


it was his cries of ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY that finished us off.